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Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 06, 2015
Transcript:
Ralph: I can't believe you won the lottery, Steinbauer! How will you ever spend two hundred million bucks? Steinbauer: Trust me. I'm a shrewd businessman! Besides, half the money is already gone. Ralph: Taxes? Steinbauer: No, I stopped by the casino on the way home!
Bob. over 9 years ago
“And I’m going back yo get even”.
pshapley Premium Member over 9 years ago
With that much money he should have bought the casino.
gzitver over 9 years ago
So the question now is: How is he going to lose the other half?
2Goldfish over 9 years ago
Idiot.
shamino over 9 years ago
Bingo!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 9 years ago
Putting my money on the final reveal that this is a dream.
patlaborvi over 9 years ago
The worst thing most people can do is win the lottery, they think about all the money they have and spend it all so fast that they’re more in debt than they were before they won the lottery. Most lotteries now give the winners financial advisors so they don’t end up loosing all their money on wild specualtions, but more lotttery winners have ended up bankrupt than well off.
K M over 9 years ago
Like they say, the easiest way to make a million dollars? Start with two million.