Pickles by Brian Crane for October 20, 2015

I wear glasses, but I can still see my bottles’ print (shampoo and body wash) just fine.

Get a marker and color-code the containers. You just have to remember which color corresponds to which product.

Different stuff on different shelves, thats how we do it!!!

Do we see separate shower caddies in their future?

If someone takes the directions ‘lather, rinse, repeat’ literally, they’ll get stuck in an endless loop.

I get the idea the people who design those labels must be about 22 judging from the print size.

I basically solved the conditioner/shampoo same type bottle problem by purchasing men’s brand that is a 3 in 1 – Shampoo, Conditioner and Shower Gel.No more problems with grabbing the conditioner by mistake.

I have to carry a 10X jewelers loupe around my neck for the fine print. Yeah, I look pretty silly holding a product about two inches from my face to read it.

And if you think that’s bad, try reading the fine print on grocery coupons, particularly ones that print the expiration date in a color barely different from the background.

@RoseHawke

“I get the idea the people who design those labels must be about 22 judging from the print size.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yes. I just can’t wait for them to grow older and start having vision problems. And I’ll bet they’ll be griping about the tiny print louder than anyone else. And I pray that the one thing they won’t be able to get out of their minds will be the misery they created for all us sight-impaired folks.A pox on them all, the lousy dastards!

I like the directions on microwave foods:‘Cook on high for 5 minutes or until hot.Careful — product will be hot.’

Wow! Classic case of ‘covering your own asterisk.’

Hubby once grabbed the wrong container from under the sink and used Soft Scrub in the dishwasher. Man, does that stuff make suds! It took us horse to mop – and remop – the floor; we had to use the wet vac to clear the inside of the dishwasher.

To Everyone commenting here – Oh, if only we ran the world! There is so much common sense in the comments and so little in the world.

I didn’t know there was a mine and yours in a marriage, or a shack-up…. I love that word, It’s more degrading than living together.

I don’t have $4,000 and no way is anyone ‘lasering’ my eyeballs!!

Tub and tile cleanser on his head would probably make his hair fall out….. OH! Maybe this incident happened before the strip began. =P

I just wear my glasses in the shower. I can see what I am doing and, when the shower is done, my glasses are clean.

collocTry that here and they will have “water spots” all over them. I clean my glasses on the damp towel after the shower.

Does Opal not remember when she was looking for her glasses and they were on her head all along?We all make mistakes. Very hilarious mistakes.xxx

it seems like I go into the shower, I get stuck in a space/time continuem

LinguistI wish mine had been that low! This is why I don’t fear socialism. I have lived under a socialist government and never before or since have I made as much money (in buying power) or had as much freedom in civil rights. It was destroyed in a parody of Watergate and no one ever mentioned the CIA.