The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 10, 2010

I wouldn’t want him touching me, either.

Germophobia can strike even the baddest of men…

Prisoners of love Blue skies above ‘Cause we’re still prisoners… We’re still prisoners… We’re still prisoners of love!

So that’s why they call that place the pokey…

Mrsa at its finest.

Real ruff and tuff men…..

If they hadn’t scared him, he wouldn’t have whizzed on his hands.

If they wouldn’t have kicked him while whizzing, the hand washing wouldn’t be quite so needed.

… and are they wearing sandals? What’s up with that?

That’s not a sink he washed his hands in!

Flip-flops, not sandals.

@tamron Sandals means no shoelaces to use to strangle someone else or to commit suicide yourself. Plus, have you ever tried to run in flip-flops?