Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 05, 2015

Good way to get your face clawed, Gil.

Either Holly has man hands or she’s giving Gil’s nails a chew trim in P3. If Gil falls for this I’m quitting.

This woman has HUGE hands.

The defensive player in P1 is offside and appears to have a dislocated right hip. Dora’s index finger in P2 looks like the tip has been lopped off like every shop teacher I ever had.

And I agree with everyone else. That’s one serious meat hook on Dora in P3. I don’t think that will save her from Mimi once she sees the next episode.

Mimi and Holly are going to have a Teacher Counseling Session with a question from Holly to her camera man in this strip reminiscent of Harvey Johnson’s encounter with Holly Gennero McClane in Die Hard – “Did you get that?”

I sure hope this gets ugly. We may be headed for a reality-show extravaganza: The next episode of “High School Hijinks,” followed by Mimi"s appearance on “Cops,” followed by Gil showing up on “Judge Judy,” and a group hug on the “Jerry Springer Show.” I’ve set my DVR so I don’t miss an episode.

So, Rub-Ham is going with the Marty-Dora-Gil love triangle scenario. My guess is that Mimi will be caught on film cat-fighting with Dora in about two weeks.

Also, how many games do the Mudlarks have in? It’s tournament time already in my neck ’o the woods

P1 – What is that sport they are playing? It looks vaguely familiar. P2 – Odd time for Gil to be getting his prostate exam.P3 – Duh, that’s obviously Gil’s hand, giving her an upwards shot in the chin. P4 would show her unconscious, now that would be good tv.

Hmmm, I wonder. If Gil shows her the peacock, do you think it will improve the show’s ratings?

Holly trimmed her bangs with a weed whacker today.

The Mudlarks are completing a pregame practice. They should be playing before the end of the week….finally. P2- The many faces of Gil Thorp, circa 1958.

Gil,…What would Mimi say if she found out I was the real mother of her children?

Holly has those ‘Joker’ lips again today in panel two..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZo_VItwXEw&list=RDUS3fczvs6pQ&index=7

I wish Gil would make up his mind if he’s 80 years old or 30 years old. And speaking of minds, today’s Mopped Up Thorp must have come from a defective mind.

its all fun and games until someone gets hurt…

OK, here’s my wish for thanksgiving: the storyline ends following the Shakespeare theme when they re-enact the final scene from Hamlet. It’s Milford (stuck in the fifties) so instead of fencing swords everyone uses switch-blades, zip guns, brass-knuckles, and tire chains. Everyone is killed and Kaz calls Gil the most noble Mudlark of all before starring in his new strip-“KAZ”

Here’s where I hope it’s not going: Holly’s need for a hit leads to some poor teenager committing suicide because Tru really doesn’t like after all and it’s all camera guy’s fault.