Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 07, 2015
Transcript:
Jeffrey: Ah...hoping to be another Ted Wells? Danae: Who's he? Jeffrey: An investi-gator hired by the NFL. They spent millions and came up with nothing, but he still handed in a bogus report, which blew up in the commissioner's face, exposing the league as a fraud. Danae: Wow...did he have to give the money back? Lucy: Or go to prison? Jeffrey: Umm...no. Danae: Then my answer is yes, and I have a new role model. Table reads: Studies "R" US
Varnes about 9 years ago
I want my money back, money back, money back, money back,….I want my money back, money back, money back……….
Varnes about 9 years ago
I always like it when Jeffry shows up…..I’d love to see a series where Danae gets bonked on the head and dreams about her and Jeffry as an old married couple..
pelican47 about 9 years ago
But, sadly, the league and commissioner still have their heads in the sand.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
There are more than enough example of bad studies….I use to study bad girls….note that I said “used to”.
dabugger about 9 years ago
Inspired by that heresy is a little dangerous. They all better watch out, hopefully.
Linguist about 9 years ago
I have gone off on Roger the Dodger and his minions, especially the Great Fabricator, Ted Wells many times in posts on other strips, Tank McNamara especially. I am delighted to see that other artists can lampoon the hypocrisy of the NFL.
Actually, the NFL IS the joke !
AZPhinFan about 9 years ago
unfortunately it seems Jeffry prays to the saints……..St. Brady and St. Belichick
Squoop about 9 years ago
Someday Danae is going to be filthy rich.
Godfreydaniel about 9 years ago
Both Goodell and Brady are dishonest, but not all dishonesty is created equal…….
SFpagan about 9 years ago
What about Kenneth Starr who spent a billion dollars to show how Clintons illegally funded campaigns from real estate holdings and all the public ended up with is finding out Bill Clinton lied about getting a BJ in the oval office?
3pibgorn9 about 9 years ago
Well, it figures. Wiley lives in New England and is a fan.
Ernest Lemmingway about 9 years ago
Of course no one got in trouble. The businesses making millions hand over fist off sports aren’t going to shoot that cash cow just because of a little thing like fraud. It’s also a collective indictment of humanity that we take our cues from such things. If the apocalypse is really coming as everyone and their dogs keeps saying, where the hell is it already?!
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 9 years ago
It’s like adding fuel to the nuclear fire!
dflak about 9 years ago
The only way I watch football is sitting at the computer. I get a lot done during the commercials.
Football: 12 minutes of activity crammed into 4 hours.