Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 11, 2015
November 10, 2015
November 12, 2015
Transcript:
Marigold: Usually I DO vote for myself in the election for unicorn office. But this year I may vote for my inspiring friend, Lord Splendid Humility. Voice: That is very kind of you, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils. Phoebe: GYAH! Your name should be Lord Splendid Eavesdropping. Voice: I would brag about my ninja-like stealth, were I not so humble.
luducks about 9 years ago
Tailpoof /and/ ponytail poof!
Yalashanda about 9 years ago
Hey! I (sort of) called it!
GregTrail_ImaDillo about 9 years ago
I say things like Lord Splendid Humility’s last line all the time.
Q4horse about 9 years ago
Now if you could only convince humility to vote for himself he would win with two votes.
Ratiocinator about 9 years ago
One of these days, somebody’s going to sit on the thing Lord Splendid Humility is hiding in, and somebody’s going to wish they hadn’t.
Yngvar Følling about 9 years ago
Alas, he blew his humility with that last line. Wrapping it up in some variation of “I won’t say that” doesn’t change the fact that he actually did say it.
Simon_Jester about 9 years ago
I hear his challenger, Lord Splenetic Temperament is demanding to see the Registration Papers
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 9 years ago
At least they shouldn’t have to worry about hanging or dimpled chads!
Stephen Gilberg about 9 years ago
Ah, the Shnelly of PaHU. Personally, I’d count his last sentence as bragging.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Oh well.
nerdhoof about 9 years ago
Lord Splendid might vote for Marigold, and the result would be the same as if every unicorn voted for himself or herself.
Paul of Eugene about 9 years ago
Clearly I need to give Lord Splendid Humility some humility lessons.
Are2Dee2 about 9 hours ago
He’s the most unhumble humble “person” I’ve ever seen.