Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 29, 2015

This is great! I had no idea that Wiley Miller could be so funny! Now if only he’d offer us some plush Wileybears…

To what is the “old one” referring?

Nobody, but nobody, mambos like Wiley Bears.

I wonder if they can Samba?

Pink Wiley Bears!!

No one does it better than Wiley.

Who is Uncle Walter?

“My uncle Walter goes waltzing with bears”

A: “Do you want order-in pizza tonight?”B: “Do bears mambo in the woods?”A: “Uhhh… No…, no they don’t.”B: “Well, they do now.”A: “I’m confused. Do you want me to call Papa John’s or not?”B: “Is the Pope a bear?”

Wow…….So many Wiley bears kind takes my breath away……Thanks for fulfilling many of your fans fondest wish….Whole bunches of Wiley Bears…..

Heads up on panel 5……That’s got to be the largest collection of Wiley Bear butts ever right? An historical moment!

Where as, the Bears doing the Mambo is just hysterical, AND an historical classic….I wonder what Miller dreams about……..At least think I do………….Or, maybe not……But maybe…..Anyway, the last panel actually describes a universal writer’s dilemma….An important point…….Only Miller can make a point like that in such a lighthearted way…And I wonder, seriously, how does Miller draw so many different faces on all his bears?…Ok, talent, but…..

Should’a tried some Perez Prado…

Personally, I prefer to rhumba. But these Wiley bears look good to a rhumba man like me.

About the only thing better than Wiley’s bears, are Wiley’s dancing bears. Feels like an early Christmas present.

Nothing like a fall ride in the woods for finding answers or at the least clearing the mind.Best song that mentions what bears do in the woods was a duet between Kate Bush and Rowan Atkinson for Comic Relief, singing Do Bears??? It was many years ago, but can be found with a simple search.

And if the Pope did poop in the woods and someone stepped in it, their first words would be "Holy S***!

Didn’t Kobe Bryant call himself “the Black Mambo”? I never did see him dance…

Couldn’t have done it without Perry Como! :)

Always have loved the Waltzing With Bears song.

Yes, we are safe with Danae and Lucy loose in the woods. Nor now, that is.

Thank you for the pink dancing bears – great start to a Sunday.

Danae thinking that this will get her out of trouble?! NOTHING ever gets her out of trouble. Personally, I think that the bears would rather twist. Rubbing against the tree helps rid themselves of mites and such.

Haven’t seen any comments from Plumbob since the boardroom snafu. You reckon he got banned?

Rosemary Clooney. That gal was a dish in her day.

You know what’s really odd? All of a sudden I pictured (and heard!) to myself the bears dancing to the “Charlie Brown Christmas” theme!

http://www.wtv-zone.com/phyrst/audio/nfld/22/waltzing.htm

When I saw this in today’s paper, I knew that there would be a lot of happy Wiley Bear fans today!

Another expression: “Grin and bare it”, also applies to activities in the woods with bears.

We shouldn’t forget Madeline Khan’s contribution: “was Bismawk a hewwing?”

Uncle Walter Goes Waltzing with Bears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzptru9pK9E

Uncle Walter Goes Waltzing With Bears .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OCYIK95KXE

Most bears, and other apex predators, don’t tend to talk or pray either.

When are we going to get Wiley Bears Treasury?