Pickles by Brian Crane for November 10, 2015

Smart only if he remembers to look while saying it.

She looks so nice out of that matronly blue polka dot number.

He should say, “I love your taste in clothes and know that whatever you bought will be beautiful and suit you perfectly, my dear.”.But he won’t.

Earl speaks truth.

Your going to have hell to pay now Earl

I have to say that in nearly 40 years of marriage, I’ve never seen my wife when she wasn’t gorgeous.

never grouse about my wife’s clothing ( or shoe ) purchases. She looks great in whatever she wears and if she’s happy than I am. But I do notice every new addition and comment appropriately. ( “Momma didn’t raise no fools” ! )

Nice to see Opal in a different style and color, finally!

Nice to see Opal in a different style and color, finally!

Beautiful dress Opal. I love the colors Mr. Crane uses in his comic strip.

earl is a slow learner

So close and yet so far, Earl.

Never question your wife’s judgment. Consider who she married.

But Opal does look gorgeous! Earl obviously has excellent peripheral vision.

Earl must be part jelly fish. They’ve been around for 650 million year and have no brain.

Hubby would go clothes shopping with me and when it came time to choose between two outfits he’d say “get them both.”

He really means that the dress makes you look fat.Without even looking up. He just knows.xxx

“That’s exactly what I would’ve bought you, Opal.”.“Okay. I’ll take it back.”.“You don’t trust my sense of style?”.“I do, just not in the traditional sense of the word. If you like it, I know I’ve made a poor decision.”

nice

He dodged the bullet by her not asking if it made her caboose look big.