Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2015

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    Sherlock Watson  about 9 years ago

    He’s also a narcissistic professional athlete — a pro douche.

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    legaleagle48  about 9 years ago

    You’re really reaching there, Pastis!

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 9 years ago

    Out of curiosity, are there still some Italians who are pro-Duce?

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    hariseldon59  about 9 years ago

    Shouldn’t he have said antipasti(s)?

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    Bilan  about 9 years ago

    Like the Italians, Pastis talks with his hands … and they get him into trouble sometimes.

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    knight1192a  about 9 years ago

    Ok, not just a pun today but a tongue twister.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 9 years ago

    Problem is, my Italian community pronounces it “Duchay.” So touche’, Stephan, it’s Duce’"!

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    grampianlothian  about 9 years ago

    every day I think it can’t get any worse, then it does !

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    DangerBunny  about 9 years ago

    Enough is sufficiency! screams Il Duce!!

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    mammamoonbeam  about 9 years ago

    Ugh. Just ugh.

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    StCleve72  about 9 years ago

    I see Mussolini when I look at our Il Douche; T. Rump.

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    PrairieDog37  about 9 years ago

    As love the puns, especially the more elaborate Sunday puns, but this on was weak. It would have worked if “Il Duce” were pronounced “doos,” but it was “do-chay.”

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    Mordre  about 9 years ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Sadly, here in Italy there are still many people who are “Pro-Duce”: for instance, since Miss Mussolini was mentioned, she has once answered to someone who had called her “Fascist” by declaring to be “Proud of it”.

    Facedesk

    This said, there are also a lot of italian people who, on the other side, are proud to be Anti-Fascist, and I humbly count myself in this number. :)

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    jbmlaw01  about 9 years ago

    Maybe he can make the trains run on thyme

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    wgwonka  about 9 years ago

    What kind of mind does it take to come up with all of these puns? Brilliant or warped. Probably a little of both, maybe more of one than the other. You choose.

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    Mordre  about 9 years ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Sadly, here in Italy there are still many people who are “Pro-Duce”: for instance, since Miss Mussolini was mentioned, she has once answered to someone who had called her “Fascist” by declaring to be “Proud of it”.

    - Facedesk -

    This said, there are also a lot of italian people who, on the other side, are proud to be Anti-Fascist, and I humbly count myself in this number. :)

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    dre7861  about 9 years ago

    Maybe Pro-Duce can team up with that large antlered animal that stands slightly tilted, you know, “Moose Lean-ey”

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    abbybookcase  about 9 years ago

    1st ducks, now duces. what could possibly be next

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    Number Three  about 9 years ago

    I’m Anti-Rat.

    xxx

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    Keith Messamer  about 9 years ago

    At least Stephan’s puns are on time

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 9 years ago

    People struggling over the pronunciation are not getting it. It’s all visual — “Pro-Duce” is the statement (however you pronounce it) “produce” is the homonym. No need for the pronunciation to match.

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    Nicholas Taylor  about 9 years ago

    After the second frame I had to look away … couldn’t make myself look at the last two frames and see how low Mr. Pastis has sunk.

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    Constantinepaleologos  about 9 years ago

    Pastis does realize it’s pronounced “Du-chay,” right?

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    if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";}  almost 5 years ago

    What the deuce?

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