Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 24, 2015

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    Argythree  about 9 years ago

    That’s just cold…

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    Farside99  about 9 years ago

    More entertainment, If he flops around like a chicken does,it would give the rest of the condemned a standard to try to live(?) up to. I’ve read of some experiments on the guillotine….

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    Space_cat  about 9 years ago

    But just a little off the top!

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    SRQgoneBananas  about 9 years ago

    And you just got one more Vegan out of this today. A bit too much for my funny bone.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Did you ever see the Sarah Palin TV segment where they are grinding up a turkey behind her after she pardoned a turkey? Funniest thing ever.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Hey, you can have my appointment!

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    tom  about 9 years ago

    Neada, the funnel is how they hold them while chopping off the head so they don’t flutter around. No grinding going on there. PETA: People Eat Tasty Animals.

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    vehr  about 9 years ago

    that block has a dip just like a guillotine. for the old fashion chopping block, the top must be flat so the blade can cut through. the block as shown will allow the neck to escape the blade. but perhaps that’s the point.

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    cubswin2016  about 9 years ago

    Fink is too lazy to do it himself.

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    tirnaaisling  about 9 years ago

    It does seem odd that someone who before today ate meat, yet gets put off eating meat because a turkey in a cartoon is about to be slaughtered in a quick manner, this is probably more humane than the factory methods his/her meat usually comes from.No meat means that sheep, cows, chickens and turkeys will pretty much go extinct, as humans don’t really have much space for things they can’t make use of (now that is the sad thing)

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    Thomas R. Williams  about 9 years ago

    Do not out-source to Saudi Arabia—they kill poets.

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    mggreen  about 9 years ago

    Better make that 1:30 or he’ll never be done in time . . .

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    In spite of the chopping “block” being incorrect for the intended purpose, or the rest of the guillotine missing, here is today’s Loose Parts…

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    Cerabooge  about 9 years ago

    Someone will have turkey for Thanksgiving. Others will have roast peasant.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 9 years ago

    The hatchet man’s work is on-going!

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    King_Shark  about 9 years ago

    I thought this strip had reduced the violence and the sadistic execution “jokes”.

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    Old Texan75  almost 9 years ago

    Not even remotely funny. This same comic team does the christian apologetic strip B.C. Appropriate for the Dark Ages, though. Parker and Hart are both dead. The strips are continued by one’s son and his wife.But again, the Classic strip for today is really horrible for those of us who have lost a loving Mother. I haven’t read B.C. in years, I got tired of the psuedo-morality play it presented.I may be an ex reader of this strip soon, too.

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    jimboylan  almost 9 years ago

    I suspect that this is one turkey that won’t be pardoned by the politician in chief.

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