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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 23, 2015
Transcript:
Agent: It used to be a shoe factory. As you can see, lotsa space here, lotsa potential. JJ: It's perfect! We'll take it, won't we, Michael? Agent: I think it's just the kind of fixer-upper you kids are looking for. You got your genuine oak floors here, your industrial plumbing. And the loading ramp can always be converted! Mike: Into what? JJ: A breakfast nook, of course. Agent: Or a weight room. Lotsa people turn 'em into weight rooms.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Is the real estate suggesting that Mike needs to work out?
Pointspread about 9 years ago
If it was a shoe factory itâs probably pretty toxic.
Flash Gordon about 9 years ago
Check out the electrical supply and wiring. Might be DC. Back then there were still some city areas with DC.
38lowell about 9 years ago
This guy sold bridges, before real estate.
Coyoty Premium Member about 9 years ago
Theyâre the sole interest.
Linguist about 9 years ago
. The real estate agent uttered the scariest hyphenated words known to the potential buyer ( or renter ) âŠ.fixer-upper ! Run, MikeâŠrun !
caligula about 9 years ago
I want to build an underground home here, but no one will underwrite the VA âguaranteedâ loan (guarantee of infinite frustrations) so I can have a house that fits my needs and will required virtually no maintenance. In the meantime I watch assets build while hoping to find a bank with a clue.
ckkurtz about 9 years ago
LWP â Welcome back. We are all used to seeing your comment at the top.
Karl Hiller about 9 years ago
One of the coolest places on Earth, the City Museum in St. Louis, is a former shoe factory. All Mike needs to do is install a ten-story spiral slide and itâs fun all the time.
Kilrwat Premium Member about 9 years ago
That âfixer-upperâ is now selling for double-digit millions to Silicon Alley CEOs.
kaffekup about 9 years ago
Renters have to fix-up? I could understand clean-up, but unless they plan to stay for decades, I wouldnât pay to fix-up.
dliley about 9 years ago
Sounds too good to be true. Iâd take it!
Tarredandfeathered about 9 years ago
Have you seen the Empty Soda Bottle houses?Collect up a Bunch of empty two liter soda bottles, fill them with Sand, pot the caps back on and use them as Bricks..You can see some Photos here:http://www.inspirationgreen.com/plastic-bottle-homes
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 9 years ago
Yep, shoâ ânuf.
caligula about 9 years ago
Something like the first house, only when its finished we plan to bury it to get a âhobbit houseâ effect. Also having a bullet proof house in Northeast Texas should be useful. Doubt weâd use any real mushroom shapes as I want it one level.