Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 07, 2016

Okay, I started (and stopped) at “gleet”.

Great Gabbles of Gloating Gleet!Even the cattle prod of the gods couldn’t set those tonsorial follicle boys to wailing quite the way a good sharkskin strap or painful discharge could!

Great for flattening spiders especially if it’s a Webster’s.

You had me at dririmancy.

dririmancy: divination by observing dripping blood.

gleet: 1.a thin, morbid discharge, as from a wound.or persistent/chronic gonorrhea.2. Also called nasal gleet. Veterinary Pathology. an inflammation of the nasal passages of a horse, producing a thick discharge.

Gleet your a$$ to Planned Parenthood.

My dictionary does not have Dririmancy, Sjambok or Woodshedding.It does have Gleet, Jess and Porbeagle.I have administered the proper antibiotics.I thought I knew where it had been, but may have been mistaken. I blame the schools.

May your logorrhea be full and the phrontistery be fulfilling.

Frog Applause: Come for lame, stay for the arcane.

hahaha Yu done spill gooder than I du !

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I wonder why the “Portrzembie Apocalypse” is ignored in modern culture.

Shoecabbage overflowing again.

I’m ashamed to confess I knew them all…Must get out more.

You will be graded on a curve for the final, but all pop quizzes are pass/fail.

A rare failure on its part: dririmancy is the only one not in my mid 60s Webster`s Third New International Dictionary.

Obviously a trick question, since sjambok is the only one that in fact does not appear in the Phrontistery list. That must be a clue to something. A stiff whip is wanting!

This is my dictionary, with the bookmark that has been on that page for at least twenty years.

Cool link in red text at the bottom of the strip.

I think I used to work with a Jess Gleet.