Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 04, 2015

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Sap!……… I’m joking, I’ll do anything for my cats, they rule….Hey with one cat you’re a partner….With two cats you’re the help….

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    Jerry Protheroe  almost 9 years ago

    Isn’t that the truth.

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    cabalonrye  almost 9 years ago

    That’s what they want you to believe. In reality with a single cat you are the help, property, 24h provider and they even own your soul.

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    starcandles Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    A true cat person!

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    hizzonner  almost 9 years ago

    The saying goes, “Dogs have owners, cats have staff.”

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 9 years ago

    I ran them on the track at school. Dogs will do this to your face.

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Have you ever seen a lap dance?

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    dragonbill  almost 9 years ago

    As a tiny hillbilly in the Ozarks I believed that cats were female and dogs were male based on their behaviors.

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    Gokie5  almost 9 years ago

    O kindly souls! I implore your help with today’s “Mother Goose and Grimm”! (Available at grimmy.com ) Um, I don’t get the point of the joke. (I don’t get what rhymes with “nap,” either, but that’s ok.) Thanks to anyone who can answer. I’ll write a bon mot for you, if I can think of one.

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    cornpopper Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    “Lap” fits the riddle.

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    wolfman47130  almost 9 years ago

    Cat’s love laps especially if they love you

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    ladylagomorph76  almost 9 years ago

    It works with house rabbits, too! We’ve had the pleasure of bunnies company for 17 years. Five of them. Five different but sweet personalities. Did you know that the rabbit is the third most popular pet? They are easily house broken! (This is about where my non-bunny loving friends eyes begin to glaze over.)

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    doublepaw  almost 9 years ago

    A dog looks at his owner and thinks, “This person feeds and shelters me he must be a god.”A cat looks at his owner and thinks, “This person feeds and shelters me I must be a god.”

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    Grutzi  almost 9 years ago

    Nothing works for our cat but going to bed with her snuggled in.

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