Tank: It's...it's....indestructible! Fruitcakezilla
Why do people always have it in for fruitcake? I love fruitcake! (The dark cake, that is.)
“Choose the form of the destructor.”
Good Fruitcake is very good..
Cheap Fruitcake is NOT…
Now THAT’S a horror!
The gift that keeps regifting.
Could it be a very obscure Magic: the Gathering reference? http://magiccards.info/hho/en/1.html
Actually, if you steam them, they can be moist and tasty. (Learned this trick from an episode of Beverly Hillbillies addressing Elly Mae Clampett’s doughnuts.)
Candied fruit is an abomination, an affront to Mother Nature. RUM cake, emphasis as shown, on the other hand, is a gift.
Favorite Fruitcake
15 cups flour
Red thingies
Green thingies
Syrup
.
Mix ingredients. Bake. Spray with hair spray or lacquer.
He really packs a bite!
September 06, 2014
blunebottle almost 9 years ago
Why do people always have it in for fruitcake? I love fruitcake! (The dark cake, that is.)
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
“Choose the form of the destructor.”
VTX1800F almost 9 years ago
Good Fruitcake is very good..
Cheap Fruitcake is NOT…
bookworm0812 almost 9 years ago
Now THAT’S a horror!
JChris1689 almost 9 years ago
The gift that keeps regifting.
killerbunnyfamily almost 9 years ago
Could it be a very obscure Magic: the Gathering reference? http://magiccards.info/hho/en/1.html
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Actually, if you steam them, they can be moist and tasty. (Learned this trick from an episode of Beverly Hillbillies addressing Elly Mae Clampett’s doughnuts.)
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Candied fruit is an abomination, an affront to Mother Nature. RUM cake, emphasis as shown, on the other hand, is a gift.
bmonk almost 9 years ago
Favorite Fruitcake
15 cups flour
Red thingies
Green thingies
Syrup
.
Mix ingredients. Bake. Spray with hair spray or lacquer.
enderchap over 5 years ago
He really packs a bite!