Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 17, 2015

What a burn…

Yule be sorry…..

Did they tell you about the part where your feet gets cut off.

Awww, quit needling him.

Yup. And let’s hope Brewster spruces up for the party.

I wood. Wooden yew?

Of course, now they’re de-lighted.

Isn’t Detective Holmes the one who always goes around topless? You know, the one who’s always asked, “No Shirt, Sherlock?”

Oh, yeah. I’ve heard of this. Captain’s log, right?

Hey Bob; a 2nd one:

You know, this tree was cut from out in the wild, where there might be wolves – who, well, you-know – SO: before your bring it into the house, you should SANTAtize it…

I cedar worst puns here.If a conifer falls in the woods and there’s no one around to bring it home, is it still a Christmas tree?(That’s a pine koan.)

Well, this thread has been crackling good fun!