Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 07, 2015

Only once? Clearly your partner had no idea what to do right.

(Assuming it was a man)

Anyway, you deserve a second opinion. Here’s my number…

it takes YEARS of practice….!!

yeah, the first time is unlikely to be memorable for anything other than being the first time.

As I recall, In That 70s Show, Donna didn’t think it was so hot the first time. She told Eric that they would have to practice, practice, practice.

Well try a new hole thing.

…tried that..once. With yourself doesn’t count.

Redhead. ’Nuff said.

Well next time make sure the batteries are fresh and the switch is flipped to ON

It’s totally understandable if she was wearing that dress and the bow……………. It’s pretty hard to get excited when the package is wrapped that way.

It’s not just you. The original is like that as well. I think the original artist placed her neck back too far and then ballooned out the back of her dress, making it look even further out of whack.

“Just once? Usually not the best of one’s memories”.It wasn’t that bad and she quit begging me.Silence is a valuable thing too.Lord knows I could use the money.....(Just joking folks.)

Reminds me of the old joke about the kid on his second day of school “You mean I have to go again?”

I tried sex once, and it put me all out of shape…