Garfield by Jim Davis for July 18, 2010
Transcript:
TV: ?. We will return after these messages. IT'S A BLANKET! IT'S A ROBE! IT'S A GIANT HANKY! ALL IN ONE!! RED INK?! SPAGHETTI SAUCE?! TELLTALE TURNIP STAINS?!...NO PROBLEM!! IT SLICES! IT DICES! IT CHOPS! IT CONJUGATES VERBS!! MY TEETH ARE SO WHITE NOW, I BLIND ONCOMING TRAFFIC!!! Now back to our program. Garfield: HELP!
RubberRules over 14 years ago
“buried in your couch” has an all-new meaning.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
WOW! The chair grew feet in all that excitement.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
There’s more Ads than show.
abatheguy over 14 years ago
Yeah, commercials are often louder than the actual TV program. Needs a disclaimer: “This program may get you sucked in, figuratively and literally.”
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
I feel your pain, Garfield.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
They’re creating a market for Miracle Ear.
kpreethy over 14 years ago
LOlLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLLOLOL
stormydaze over 14 years ago
too funny, but sooooooo true…..
davidenie over 14 years ago
I love his facial expressions…
ABComic over 14 years ago
Where’s the mute button!!!!!!!!
IdahoSpud over 14 years ago
Gotta keep that remote handy, Garfield.
IdahoSpud over 14 years ago
Most of his TV moments are funny. I love this one. “It conjugates verbs!!” Great Ad. put-down.
Celticwho over 14 years ago
All right, Odie…stop fiddling with the volume on the remote!
NE1956 over 14 years ago
I have two cures for commercials:
1) Walk away when when come one and/or 2) Mute them
I also do not buy products that advertise on TV more than a respectiable amount. Something that advertises every 20 minutes 24 hours a day will never be found in my home.
And I still have the older model TV that has smart sound.
JanLC over 14 years ago
My grandfather installed a switch on his tv (years before mute buttons) that turned the sound off and on. He called it the “blab off”. This particular strip shows why.
bashar327 over 14 years ago
It’s funny how TV programming’s solution to loosing market share to Internet based media is to crame in even more commercials and make them louder.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
(Groan!) I am despising these bloody stupid commericals with loud sounds after and before the programs breaks and comes back again. These commericals are so STUPID! I sometimes turned my head around the walls at my home while the commericals were on the TV. Sometimes I like the funny ones, sometimes not. sighhhhhh! :-/
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Aright Commie Creepos! That ad is all American. The network put on the lousy show your watching just to have Billy Mays scream at you that you cannot live without the Amazing Beet Dicier (rush shipment available). If you have one drop of red, white, and blue blood in you, reach for you phone and protect your country from Martian invasion. It’s up to you! Our operators are waiting.
And now back to Miss Marple and the salt jar.
CarieMac over 14 years ago
If you read it backwards, its much more interesting! :)
Justice22 over 14 years ago
^^^ Besides all of that, the commercials wake you up.
battycomic Premium Member over 14 years ago
I hate when the commercials are louder than the program. I also hate when one channel’s quiet and the next one’s so loud it blows me out of my chair.
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
I’ve had to buy so many new chairs for that very reason!
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
Is it just me or are the commercial makers starting to use people with annoying voices so even when you hit the mute button you still hear the message in your head?
Case and point: “Bill…? Tom…? Hey it’s an office party”
Iwa Iniki over 14 years ago
Now you know why I record shows. I can fast forward through the horrible loud commercials.
LadybugMacon over 14 years ago
Maybe they think that the louder the commercial, it will make you want to buy the product!
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
And of course, I sometimes turn the the remote w/ “mute”on while the commerical ad is on. I hate the person talks and stupid music plays too loud. That drive me NUTS!
chinook2 over 14 years ago
RIP Billy Mays
Manitobaman over 14 years ago
I get a kick out of how totally excited the people on the shows get over some weird kitchen gadget or whatever. Obviouly doesn’t take much to amuse some people.
pupluv101 over 14 years ago
vigilante de noche u got the same icon as me and is garfield angry or crazy about ads??
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
They have to make the commercials loud so you can still hear them in the bathroom!
docopenhaver over 14 years ago
Actually, there are FCC rules against making commercials louder than the regular programming. The advertisers get around it by having the recording engineers emphasize certain sound frequencies that stand out to us, making the commercials SEEM louder. The evil so-and-so’s!
GreighWolf over 14 years ago
Holy Billy Mays batman! x.x
IdahoSpud over 14 years ago
Glad to see so many people hate commercials as much as I do!
LadybugMacon: I’ve always wondered why they think screaming at me and hurting my ears makes me want to buy their product.
Aaron: I don’t buy products advertised on TV either. For one thing, they pass those advertising costs on to the consumer. My solution is to keep the remote handy and click to the next channel. I often miss some of what I wanted to see that way, but it’s better than being annoyed by the lying advertisements.
All in all, I think most ads are counterproductive. If they spent as much time & $$$ making them funny, they would at least get people to watch them.
Rockingwoman over 14 years ago
Mute button works every time!
Dan00bindahouse about 14 years ago
It’s a Snuggy.
RafeWeisz over 11 years ago
How true. They always turn it up on the commercials.
glowing-steak32 about 9 years ago
More entertaining than ShamWow.
NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
It reminds me of the Peanuts comic, when Linus was there watching TV, and then there was a used car sale commercial that was real loud, and he said help~ also.
ComicFan4Life over 4 years ago
*Me when I accidentally turn up the volume on my computer, watching Youtube videos.
Pets of the comics almost 4 years ago
LOL!!! so funny
GabeGamer supports Ukraine over 3 years ago
i don’t get it
adoragem123 almost 3 years ago
HA HA HAA!
Frankie5466 12 months ago
Blasted loud commercials!
The title panel: i didn’t know Jon’s eyes were green!