Is there such a thing as nonflammable grease? Coming down a chimney coated in fire accelerant is a very bad idea.
Especially if it’s the Addams Family residence. I recently found my old copy of Charles Addams’ Homebodies and have been enjoying the old cartoons. My favorite was always the two kids busy stoking up a huge fire in the fireplace; the adults peek in at them and say, “The little dears, they still believe in Santa Claus.”
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
Well we didn’t use it a few years ago, and he got pretty chafed after 50,000 chimneys.
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 9 years ago
That explains all the chimney fires at Christmas.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Try lard.Its biodegradable.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The bowl full of jelly is petroleum.
markmoss1 almost 9 years ago
Is there such a thing as nonflammable grease? Coming down a chimney coated in fire accelerant is a very bad idea.
Especially if it’s the Addams Family residence. I recently found my old copy of Charles Addams’ Homebodies and have been enjoying the old cartoons. My favorite was always the two kids busy stoking up a huge fire in the fireplace; the adults peek in at them and say, “The little dears, they still believe in Santa Claus.”