Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 24, 2015

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    ’Twas the month before Christmas: through the whole universe,

    Stupid buggers were reciting this horrible verse….

    <a href = “http://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=362”>Clarke Moore is Less or A Visit from Inclement Verse

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    gammaguy  almost 9 years ago

    The ex-terminator is also the ex-governor. Where is he now?

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    Wren Fahel  almost 9 years ago

    I remember a strip from years ago: carolers were singing “Deck the Halls”. The king walked away. Rodney (I think) reminded the king that carolers are usually offered something. The king said, “I’ll give it to them when they learn all of the words!” Not an exact quote, but that’s how I remember it. It always cracked me up, and makes me giggle every time I hear the song.

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    biglar  almost 9 years ago

    I’m using this one on my kids tonight!

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    steampower  almost 9 years ago

    Merry Christmas, Fink. You’re the one who should be exterminated. Anyone got a can of RAID on hand?

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    naplllp  almost 9 years ago

    Away to the window [he] flew like a flash,Tripped over [his] slippers and fell with a crash.

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 9 years ago

    #sharethegift

    Merry Christmas to all ツ

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    If you ever get a chance, read Christmas in the Trenches by John McCutcheon. Interesting book based on a true event known as the Christmas Truce…

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    Tarredandfeathered  almost 9 years ago

    I always thought it was:“Not a creature was stirring because the Mice were already marinating for the Christmas dinner special dish, Honey Roasted Mouse.”

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    patlaborvi  almost 9 years ago

    for a stirring creature check out todays Lio.

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    Christmastree  almost 9 years ago

    What happened to my favourite comic? Why are the characters suddenly drawn differently? Did nobody notice this? Is this an older version???

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    noreenklose  almost 9 years ago

    To all my friends on these comics boards:<img src=””width=”350”>

    Thanks for my smiles all year, and here’s hoping for many more!May you have a happy, healthy, New Year.

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  over 7 years ago

    Rodney and the duke actually look quite similar to the original artwork (‘64). The fink definitely doesn’t.

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    Spirit749  almost 4 years ago

    (Sarcastic slowclap)

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