The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 12, 2016

You can never tell these days, Joy.

Ya gotta admire her never-failing belief in herself…. even if it veers off into lunacy.

She’s more likely to get a favor by saying something like…“Hey, if you hook me up with a coupla months of free HBO, I’ll put on my long robe….I’ll even stay in the house.”

Just thank Heaven she isn’t wearing a bikini!

Of course the cable is no catch either still.

Do you suppose there will be much work now for a blind cable guy? .(She really was a life guard once, but she couldn’t swim fast enough to catch the victims.)

In the good old days, a cable channel frequency filter was removed from your cable line to enable premium channels. Now, the main office computer has to verify your account to enable your tuner, probably for this reason.

Some things you can never “unsee”

Burl is waiting by the TV to see if this ploy works… ! ! !

Well gol-darnsies and shucky-shuckses! There just went my lunch!!

Its a good thing he wasn’t up on the ladder at the time. The sight of Joy in a bathing suit is listed under “Hazards to avoid while climbing Ladders” in the Cable Guy handbook.

the installer is now blind and uses a seeing eye dog.