The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 16, 2019

No shame at all for those guys. I don’t know why Patty even takes her guy to see them.Or is she trying to understand how they work?

Sweet, sweet memory loss!

As the Bard would say…. “’Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.”

The Pennys have poor John, newly minted psychiatrist, (unless he’s still in medical school here)

on whom to dump all their attempts to cadge free therapy…

But we, who, exposed to this horror, have no one to help us get over what we’ve seen….

wish desperately for memory loss.

Oh ye gods…. we pray, send us a vial of nepenthe…

This should help…. please feel free to partake.

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Meanwhile…. get your orders in for our special 2019 summer flavors of liquid Marg and Susan’s Super-Strength Ultra Brain Bleach….

Peach, Mint Julep, Watermelon and new carbonated Citrus Sparkle.

Available in quarts, gallons, and on tap at fine Crustwood pharmacies… or by home delivery.

Shoot… Jerry suffered a major blow out in the poo L …..!

Good thing Jer remembered to wear swim trunks.

I just hope he remembers he was going to go to the bathroom

Now EVERYONE is hoping to lose their short-term memory.

I like Burl’s comment about staying off the roads. Every once in a while he gets in a good one.

Jerry was going inside to borrow one of Joy’s thongs.

Just go in ‘n get outta yer ripped bikini bottoms…….I think THAT was your mission…..No, wait!! You hear the ice cream man? SURE you do! Now run down the street! FAST!! He’s already turned into the next block, but if’n you really HOOF It (past every front yard on the street, snicker, snicker!!) you just MAY catch him!! Go, man, GO!!!