The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for September 12, 2020

I like beef, hold the corned cabbage, please

A burning campfire smell good, but i would not eat it.

Right… Burl’s a picky eater… he only eats food. Usually, but not always.

Don’t worry, though… he’ll “pick” up anything you put in front of him and eat it…. including the tooth “pick.”

Be sure you warn him if there is one… or a wrapper, a skewer, or some other part he shouldn’t swallow.

Found the four leaf clover… but I don’t feel lucky enough to trust the food at the Shemps’ house, OR the Pennys’.

If they went out to a restaurant, I might too… but not the same restaurant… or on the same day…. or in the same area of the country.

Thursday’s are “Jigg’s dinner” days in my part of the world. Several local restaurants feature corned beef and cabbage. Delicious!

The t-shirt messages are a scream: Kohler………keep away from open flame…..oh, and Gas Ex tailing up the list of fine nourishment needs…….

Wit.

Hey! First four leaf clover I ever found. My mother and my daughter could be just walking across the yard and pick up a four leaf clover, Not me.

Burl is a picky eater…..he only eats what he can pick up and shove in his face!

Marlene’s shirt suggests she’s a gas…!

Found it!

He won’t ever make even a sandwich. So obviously someone is putting plenty of food and then enough for a football team in front of him several times a day. I never understand how people get so overweight they can’t get up. Someone is enabling them, taking them the food and doing everything else for them. I just can’t wrap my head around what leads to both sides of that kind of relationship.