The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for October 02, 2020

Timmy cracks wise

Those who can’t, teach those who will.

Yeah Timmy.

The donut was calling me, beckoning me with a brilliant white glow. I could t say no.

It may look like a donut, but it is really a haemorrhoid cushion.

If I had a grandpa like Timmy I leave home

C’mon Timmy, get in the spirit.

I’m grateful I never have to spend Thanksgiving with the Pennys.

Timmy is truly grateful they’re healthy. He doesn’t want them to die before he grows up and gets even for his upbringing and puts them in the urine-soaked cut-rate nursing home out by the landfill. The one that has only The Knitting Channel on the TV.

Go ahead Timmy and tell them you are grateful you can sit at the TV table and watch the Three Stooges…!

Patty is thinking "I’m grateful that I don’t live here anymore. "

….looks like a CD soon to be smashed into about a thousand pieces when somebody’s big butt comes in for a landing apres the solemn holiday feast……..

My late father-in-law used to say “A fartin’ horse is a healthy horse” , so I’m betting Tim’s grandparents are very healthy indeed.

Timmy wants to know …“which way to the kids table?”

This comic was helpful to me today. I was hungry this morning for a donut. Seeing what I see, I kind of lost my appetite for one.

I have a feeling the Julie is “Tim”. She must have had a very upsetting childhood!

What a bunch of ingrates. Only Timmy’s comment was good.