The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 21, 2024

Wouldn’t you just love to overhear this conversation?

Oh NO! Just how stupid can these stupid people get? Is there no bottom?

seems the is no storm window on the screendoor… It figures…!

bet Dale just wants to siphon the gas out so he can get to McDonald’s…..?

Well, with the general IQ level of Crustwood, Burl is probably asking a valid question. Just in case Dale was planning to use it to chop down a tree or fix a plumbing leak.

He wants to rake the leaves with it, Doofus!!!

No, he has a legitimate need. How else is he going to blow all his snow over intro your yard.

Does it have a bagging attachment? When are they coming by to pick up all of the snow we cleared off of the yard?

The correct answer is: “Yes, if you blow my walk too”.

Where is Joy’s favorite blouse?

I hate to say it, but this is America.

Hey Burl how stupid are you he wants your snowblower to low snow

…he has some electronic parts he purchased over the decades at Radio Shack when they offered big discounts on “project” parts…….those things had cool names, Dale would always think at the time……but now: He’s having his “You laughed! You ALL laughed!! So NOW!!!!!…..” moment at last, as he works over long winter nights to convert an “ordinary” snowblower into (drum roll please) the world’s first Time Machine………

Looks like Burl’s shirt was made in Taiwan…