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I had a boss who had his ditzy wife call the local drive in theater to find out what three movies were being shown that night. From his end, here is what he heard her say: “What are the movies for tonight?… and?… and?”. She hangs up and says to her husband, “The three movies are ’Nobody’s Here Yet’, ’I’m Just the Janitor’, and ‘Call Back Later’”.
….it’s not a stretch to picture Burl ’n Joy out at the drive-in on Sunday ’round 2 pm, patting themselves on the back because they, GEE!, have the WHOLE place to themselves, waiting for the film to start any minute now.
I understand Ma’s ignorance of drive-ins. It’s a sure bet no one ever invited her to one. So, which tires are you going for, Burl? Blown out or slashed?
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
Oh…to go to a drive in, I think they still have them. Walk a mile to P, get back to the car and have to P…loved those days
Pickled Pete 11 months ago
InTraining Premium Member 11 months ago
Burl has a massive Lego collectionin box…!
Indiana Guy Premium Member 11 months ago
I had a boss who had his ditzy wife call the local drive in theater to find out what three movies were being shown that night. From his end, here is what he heard her say: “What are the movies for tonight?… and?… and?”. She hangs up and says to her husband, “The three movies are ’Nobody’s Here Yet’, ’I’m Just the Janitor’, and ‘Call Back Later’”.
mourdac Premium Member 11 months ago
Very amusing movie.
orbenjawell Premium Member 11 months ago
….it’s not a stretch to picture Burl ’n Joy out at the drive-in on Sunday ’round 2 pm, patting themselves on the back because they, GEE!, have the WHOLE place to themselves, waiting for the film to start any minute now.
MeGoNow Premium Member 11 months ago
I understand Ma’s ignorance of drive-ins. It’s a sure bet no one ever invited her to one. So, which tires are you going for, Burl? Blown out or slashed?
anncorr339 11 months ago
A matineeat a drive in just does how much of an idiot you are
MissScarlet Premium Member 11 months ago
Around here, Sunday afternoon at the drive-in means swap meet/flea market.