The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 11, 2024

Good words get good results…

I don’t see that happening

sing along with Burl…“you load 16 tons and what do you get…?”

Ahhh…. Penny’s, Sears,… those were some good stores.

Yeah. A nillion dollars won’t be enough.

….for shame….looks like the McDonald’s, Taco Bell and Dollar Dump credit cards will soon have a date with the scissors……

They sure have a lot of super important things to do on their list…

He’ll likely get the increase. Why not? At their special 36% APR, They pay far in excess of their principle amounts over time. Might even get the minimum payment reduced. No point in encouraging them to actually reduce the amount of interest. And with his new limit, they’ll talk him into a balance transfer. No interest for 30 days. The card company agents amuse themselves playing Penny Musical Accounts. They keep on transferring balances, and when it crashes, the last one holding the debit is also left holding the bag.

I sure wish Julie was still writing these! I love them and there is an unlimited supply of material to draw from.

A credible example of Artificial Intelligence.

Maybe try “M, as in empathy.”

It’s a wonder they didn’t try and get free stuff from Penny’s claiming they were distant relatives.

Burl you don’t have to be that nasty

They will cut up the Dollar General card. No, wait. They forgot to add that one to the except list.