We had a high school graduate intern for a while. She had to do some simple math for her tasks. She had no clue. Her reply threw me. “I don’t get that point sh!t. I’m okay with just numbers except that point sh!t.”
After six months she got some of it. She started dating one of the sales guys. They got married. Years later;Two kids. One of the kids, a girl, is smart. The other is like his Mom. Genetics? Dunno, you do the math.
Pickled Pete 5 months ago
When using your fingers to count or doing simple arithmetic, do you also include the thumb as a finger, or is that a no-no?
Zykoic 5 months ago
We had a high school graduate intern for a while. She had to do some simple math for her tasks. She had no clue. Her reply threw me. “I don’t get that point sh!t. I’m okay with just numbers except that point sh!t.”
After six months she got some of it. She started dating one of the sales guys. They got married. Years later;Two kids. One of the kids, a girl, is smart. The other is like his Mom. Genetics? Dunno, you do the math.
mfrasca 5 months ago
The calculus of infinitesimals…i.e. Burl’s bank account.
MeGoNow Premium Member 5 months ago
Calculus should be good for Burl’s finances. A series asymptotically approaching zero.
orbenjawell Premium Member 5 months ago
…you could “add on”, Jer, that some actual $$$$$$ in his account at the moment would be helpful……..
orbenjawell Premium Member 5 months ago
To Timmy: It’s a subject you’ll most certainly fail in the not-too-distant future, if you keep listening to these ding-dongs now…….
posstockhoarder 5 months ago
2 points…Jerry!
paranormal 5 months ago
I only had basic math. Addition and subtraction and division. Might have had a tiny bit of geometry…
InTraining Premium Member 5 months ago
Is calculus the force that causes Burl’s checks to bounce…?
SofaKing Premium Member 5 months ago
My kids all were great at math, all stumbled on calculus in college.
wildlandwaters 5 months ago
yeah…money talks, alright…but all it says to me is “goodbye!”
Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago
Went into medicine because I thought it did not use that much math. Went into a speciality that uses calculus all the time.
anncorr339 5 months ago
Surprised you even know the word calculus