The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for June 28, 2024

You want that question answered will cost you $50

15 years?

This one of those 900 numbers where it’s like $10 a minute?

Psycho babble. The dumb get dumber.

Don’t have to be a psychic to answer that one. You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

My tea leaves are telling me my crystal ball is on the fritz. However that 15 year boyfriend will propose soon, I have a good feeling about this.

Ah yes, they slyly get the information from you and piece it together to make it sound real.

“Yes he will! Oh wait. You said propose . I thought you said prison .”

Each of their individual IQ’s multiplied by 3 equals NIL!!!!!!

I’m guessing she’s the Grand Marshal of the Fools Parade…lol!!

Went to a psychic with a friend. Didn’t believe it for a minutes, but had fun. Parents were living apart at the time, transitioning between jobs and houses. Didn’t tell her any details, she assumed they were divorced and said my Mom would marry soon. She was visible chagrined when I set her straight.

Rince bra…. so soon…?

Ask if any money will be left in the Social Security fund when you retire as an old maid…?

The moron gave the so called psychically her information.