An accordion would only get in the way.
A tuba might be worse.
is that a pair of glasses in the busshes…?
♪♫ I ain’t pageant material
I’m always higher than my hair
And it ain’t that I don’t care about world peace
But I don’t see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain’t exactly Ms. Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can’t
I’d rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain’t ♪♫
— Kacey Musgraves
….so Jer, why not ask Verl to shoehorn into a bathing suit and play an accordion? Sound like you’re suggesting “real turn on” here…….
Better off working of whirled peas.
This one actually made me laugh out loud. Good one Jerry!
GeorgeInAZ 2 months ago
An accordion would only get in the way.
HarryLime 2 months ago
A tuba might be worse.
InTraining Premium Member 2 months ago
is that a pair of glasses in the busshes…?
TheWildSow 2 months ago
♪♫ I ain’t pageant material
I’m always higher than my hair
And it ain’t that I don’t care about world peace
But I don’t see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain’t exactly Ms. Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can’t
I’d rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain’t ♪♫
— Kacey Musgraves
orbenjawell Premium Member 2 months ago
….so Jer, why not ask Verl to shoehorn into a bathing suit and play an accordion? Sound like you’re suggesting “real turn on” here…….
MissScarlet Premium Member 2 months ago
Better off working of whirled peas.
George C. Hopkins 2 months ago
This one actually made me laugh out loud. Good one Jerry!