The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for October 31, 2024

An accordion would only get in the way.

A tuba might be worse.

is that a pair of glasses in the busshes…?

♪♫ I ain’t pageant material

I’m always higher than my hair

And it ain’t that I don’t care about world peace

But I don’t see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage

I ain’t exactly Ms. Congenial

Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can’t

I’d rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain’t ♪♫

— Kacey Musgraves

….so Jer, why not ask Verl to shoehorn into a bathing suit and play an accordion? Sound like you’re suggesting “real turn on” here…….

Better off working of whirled peas.

This one actually made me laugh out loud. Good one Jerry!