Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 25, 2010

LMAO! Love the ‘probe’.

Now that we know the special slang, we can finally decode those articles in Weekly World News.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/category/headlines/

Uh oh, now they’re making steak tartar…*

*Cattle mutilation

“Buy me dinner first”? As in, last meal before execution?

That’s some probe.

Weekly World News used to entertain me at the checkout. Should have picked one up and read the wonders inside/. Are Sun and Globe still published?

“Buy me dinner first”? As in, last meal before execution?

No, as in, “Listen, Buster, I’m not a Little Miss Roundheels!”

Does the earth have a tramp stamp?

He brought his own whine. The tramp stamp is on the Gulf. Or is that the pearl necklace.

“Everything is under control” = “RUN!”

@Radish Re: Great Wall of China

Sorry, but that’s a myth, per NASA and Snopes.

I think “Buy me dinner first” doesn’t refer to a mind probe, but one performed anally. Ouch!

Now it ALL makes sense.