Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 25, 2010
Transcript:
Danae: Bink. ! Yes! It's finally here!! Lucy: Uh... What's finally here? Danae: Summertime! The real summer has just officially arrived? Lucy: ? Oh... Everything you learned in school last year is now completely forgotten, eh? Danae: I call it summer vacation nirvana.
palos over 14 years ago
I called it Bliss.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Lucy understands her so well that it’s almost scary. By the way Bliss is a different cartoon entirely.
http://www.gocomics.com/bliss
runninanreadin over 14 years ago
It’s too bad we can’t have a three-month vacation, as adults, to do the same thing about work!
cdward over 14 years ago
Yeah, but did you notice that gradually they’re taking away summer vacation? Soon there will be less than a month off. Some places already do it that way.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Been reading TIME have we, Dark? Don’t forget that this is true, that the kids end up forgetting a ton in that time off.
But you forget that summer vacation was a rural must since kids HAD to help with the harvesting in the ancient days of the 20th century. It was always a trade off in rural society.
GuntotingLiberal over 14 years ago
I don’t believe they are planning to replace summer vacation (or at least entirely). The school curriculums I’ve seen that have year-round schooling just spread out the breaks between quarters. So you still get 2-3 weeks off between, but not nearly enough time to go forget everything.
Still plenty of time for summer camp :) Come to think of it I don’t remember any camps that lasted longer than 2 weeks anyway when I was a kid.
thetraveller4 over 14 years ago
I’ve been out of school for 24 years, and even then the idea of no summer vacation from school gives me cold sweats….
bobmc32 over 14 years ago
Uh, what’s summer camp?
ses1066 over 14 years ago
Shudder, the idea of being happy at FORGETTING makes me go cold! I know this is ironic and Danae is the character of the “dark side” but we do have a problem with general education. We need to restore(?) or build a respect for education that I do not sense as being currently present. Too many parents look at school as daycare and forget that they have higher responsibility than anyone else for education!
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 14 years ago
Eh, If I was Danae I wouldn’t forgetting everything in school since I will most likely have to replace that grade in school.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I think that U.S. employers ought to take the example of many foreign companies that give their employees up to six weeks of vacation. Studies have shown that employees actually perform better when given more of a break from work.
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 14 years ago
Year round school is a great idea, having 2 - 3 week breaks spread across the year gives the students and teachers time to relax and return refreshed. Teachers don’t like the idea of missing out on summer jobs to augment their pay though, and the vacation industry doesn’t like the idea of shorter times. But for educational purposes it is a fantastic idea and long overdue.
runar over 14 years ago
cleokaya, you actually expect people in the US to use furrin’ socialist pinko non-‘Merican ideas like long vacations? What kind of patriot are you anyway? Next thing you know, you’ll be agitatin’ for paternity leave and a full public option, and any idjit knows that leads to those goolags!
Justice22 over 14 years ago
……..And this concludes the story about the Ekert!
Varnes over 14 years ago
Students and teachers need to get away from each other for a couple of months. They just do. Kids especially need to have a long period of time to explore life on their own in a non-structured way. They many times discover something that really fires them up, and gives them a reason to get an education. Boredom is the father of invention….
Biltil Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ignorance is bliss, even if it takes some forgetfulness to achieve. I know I feel much better after I’ve forgotten the list of things I was supposed to do around the house :)
lonecat over 14 years ago
There is lots of learning to be done outside of the school room. Summer is a great time to learn some biology, by spending time in the woods or in the garden. Lots of possibilities.
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
An empty brain is a happy brain.
OLDDOG82 over 14 years ago
I’VE BEEN RETIRED FOR 22YEARS AND HAVE FOUND PLENTY OF THINGS TO DO TO KEEP FROM GETTING BORED,,AND IF I HADEN’T KEPT BUSY DOING SOMETHING I WOULD PROBIBLY BE DEAD NOW!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Six week vacation might benefit some companies. No payroll would help their bottom line. Oh, you mean paid vacation. Will this be paid by decreased wages or benefits?. I think most people understand the mechanics behind paternity, If they still decide to burden the earth with another human, I think they should be allowed to take up to 3 months unpaid leave. After that the job would have to be posted because it is quite expensive to use temp labor.
Job skills are like a used car. If you’re selling for $3000 and I offer $2200, you can take my offer or wait. You expect a better offer but don’t get it. But this car is worth $3000! No it ain’t, it’s worth what someone will pay for it.. So you come back to me. “I’ll take your $2200. “Sorry, I bought another car from a guy who was anxious to sell.”” After 99 weeks that car is a little rusty and buyers are wondering why you couldn’t sell it sooner. “Sorry Sir, but a 58 Unionman isn’t exactly what we had in mind. We’re looking for something newer without the Unionman troubles”
harrietbe over 14 years ago
Summer nirvana… I know that feeling. As a child, I didn’t really forget everything, but it was blissful to not have to think about it for awhile. As an adult, I look forward to that same feeling when I’m on vacation. I go to a new place and let go of all responsibilities. Ahhhh… summer nirvana!
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Danae! You can write the good essay about your summer nirvana and about Ekert, the elephant-fairy, too before you go back to school. :-)
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
I know how she feels. About mid-afternoon Saturday, I manage to forget everything that happened last week at work. Oh, darn. Now it’s starting to come back to me.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
@runninanreadin just become a teacher.
Libsfunnies over 14 years ago
I really hope that they don’t eliminate summer vacations…the parents cherish it as much as the kids do. You can supplement your kid’s learning by having them do small exercises during the summer to help them retain what they’ve learned without taking away their break. They always get refreshers at the beginning of the next year to help them remember anyway.
kpduty over 14 years ago
What a delight! Danae’s expression of joy brings back the feelings from those childhood summers when you could run barefoot in the grass, catch fireflies, go swimming and just BE.
mirthiful over 14 years ago
@Dry Most teachers have to work during the summer to supplement crappy wages.
And they start working a month earlier than the students come back (meetings, room preparation, lesson planning, etc)
And most of their time off is spent recovering their mental health from dealing with students like Danae. :)
myming over 14 years ago
oh, i thought that the effect ekert had on her was over…
Justice22 over 14 years ago
It was all a dream.
puddleglum1066 over 14 years ago
It’s important to do away with school summer vacation, because getting the summer off sets unrealistic expectation in children whose most likely future is sixty-hour weeks with no time off, ever. Gotta do it so we can be “competitive” with China, Bangladesh, Vietnam, etc….
lin4869 over 14 years ago
As a child, I LOVED summer vacation. It was a time to just experience life (and boredom), and I didn’t forget what I had learned during the school year. As a matter of fact, I anticipated the new school year by August and what teacher wouldn’t love that?!
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
^Oh, and the lists of Sins! What a wonderful reminder of his reality check!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
runar, sorry, I must have been working to hard.
runar over 14 years ago
cleokaya, I had my invisible tag on that one.
Seriously, though, does anyone think that summer vacations now are anything like the ones we old codgers remember? No running off to the park or the local patch of woods from breakfast until lunch, then taking off ona bicycle safari in the afternoon. It seems that kids now have every ot-of-class moment scheduled, supervised and regulated. I used to be able to ride my tricycle all the way around the block - now all I see are kids who aren’t allowed to leave their yards.
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sadly true, Runar.
(And Puddleglum, I hope you’re wrong, but…)
MatureCanadian over 14 years ago
I agree Runar. We used to pack a lunch and be gone for the whole day. Could actually swim in the river then and did so on many occasions. Had to be on time for dinner or chores would be added. And Never, Never, ever complain that you were bored or you’d wind up mowing the lawn with tweezers!
Today was an absolutely perfect summer day and there was not one child outside in our neighbourhood. It was so sad. The chestnuts are ripe and nobody’s pickin’ them to make spinners.
Joseph Krois over 14 years ago
Summer fun… Boys and girls run… Free as the clouds… Screaming so loud… Holding in hearts… The sum of the parts… Playing without fear… Till thoughts of next year… Oh and this just in… The results from the last poll… Lewreader’s an @$$hole…