Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 28, 2010

If the Ekert likes sarcasm, this country’s doomed.

We all do. Maybe that”s why so many of us

are overweight.

Careful! Secret government agents are listening.

They’d better get Captain Eddie here quickly.

Hi everybody! Sorry I’m late; what did I miss? Oh….

The Ekert is growing larger with the endless Hors d’œuvre, and then I noticed how Danae’s father is much slimmer than the last I saw of him.

Did he loose weight at some point or is it an additional effect of the Ekert?

Mature adults can lose and gain 5-10 pounds in a week! IF they want to hide the Ekert, they will have to hide it in plain site. Perhaps put it in the middle of wall-street.

I, too, like the taste of sarcasm. mmmm….

Re dad’s weight: Remember when he went on a date with Victoria in sweat pants because everything else was too tight? And she found his clothing choice unacceptable? I think she put him on a diet.

Beat me to it! I was going to say he now has a girlfriend, has to get down to “hunting weight” you know…

Pretty soon there won’t be a house left to hide him in.

If I were related to the Ekert, I could blame my weight on evil.

If you were related to the Ekert, You could blame your weight on this comic strip.

SO perfectly drawn - the Ekert’s face, Joe’s face, body language… love it.

Look out everyone! The Ekert’s about to explode from all of that hot air. Better get away from the house.

pouncingtiger said:

“If the Ekert likes sarcasm, this country’s doomed.”

Not to mention the entire realm of political and editorial cartoons.

If they want to keep it safe, they should keep it’s nose in, for it being to nosie, can cut it’s throat.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight……………

Ekert is gonna need a much bigger hiding place real soon. Like the Grand Canyon maybe.

Mars???

Let’s put the Ekert underwater, in an ocean or Great Lake. He can breathe through his trunk and feed off of the negative thoughts of scuba divers and fishermen.

Ekert is waaaaaaaay extra-overweight! They better hide Ekert, the hugest elephant-fairy somewhere in Maine!

That creaking sound is the house getting ready to explode. Then the Ekert’s cover will be blown!

If it weren’t for sarcasm, I’d have no sense of humor…

so what does Victoria think of the new pet?

That house isn’t going to hold up much longer unless they can keep negativity at bay.

I looooove sarcasm! Maybe that’s why I’m about 20 pounds too heavy…?