Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 07, 2016

That’s me after yesterday’s birthday fiasco.

Bev,,,, how do you know that?Hmmmphff.

Rose… good idea…just send the bill to x_Tech.

BTW … anybody who only ate frosting marzipan or fondant bugs is fine.There were only a dozen XTI animated bugs, as they’re pretty pricey.

Bev, you’re right… I wouldn’t really sue XTI….x_Tech is my friend….

I’m just gonna sulk for a while. In Paris. And send him the bill.

Is that where the flatiron steak was created?

Gary has got to be careful about reducing his horizons too much. There are rumors of a middle management putsch at his company Farblunget, Featherwhistle, & Verklempt. If he’s not careful, they might be reducing his horizons permanently by making him more redundant than he already is.

His wife, Mildred, would not be pleased to have Gary moping about the house all day and interfering with daily rituals ( which self-censorship and good taste, forbids us to go into details about ). Suffice it to say, if Gary gets the axe at work, he might be facing the battleaxe at home !

This is a fascinating building and story!

I don’t have a box…..but I do have a deep cubbie hole under my desk I can retreat to when I feel that I will never reach that island regardless of how hard I have been rowing.I would be just like Happy’s bunny……content in the box.

I would love to see the inside of that Flat Iron building. I wonder how big the rooms are? Do they run the length of each floor rather than front to back? Etc etc.

…. hey yall jus gotta tex frum SuSun… wuts she doin in PaRis??an…. uh…whuts wit all teh _no pesTrips hangin on teh seeling..?whut teh…. !!!BUGS!!!!!on mah floor…???? in teh TIKI!!!

BEV!!!!STeL!!!!!!

CAN’T HEAR YOU MONKEY (stop) IN PARIS (stop) INNOCENT (stop) HONEST (stop)