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Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 10, 2016
Transcript:
6:00 p.m. Janis: It says there's a 30% chance of snow tonight! 7:00 p.m. Janis: Now it says 50%! 9:00 p.m. Janis: Now it's 70%. 10:00 p.m. Janis: It says 100% chance of snow! Janis: Sure enough! Janis: You have to admit: communication has greatly improved weather forecasts!
ralphyork666 about 9 years ago
Janis sure is pretty in pink. Now they need to talk about another forecast, whether to or whether not to.
Varnes about 9 years ago
Winter just showed up hereâŠâŠFor some reason I didnât miss it this yearâŠâŠ..
wcorvi about 9 years ago
I can predict the stock market for tomorrow. It starts out rather vague and nebulous, but by noon, I can get fairly accurate, and by 4 pm, I have it nailed. Psychic abilities.
elysummers about 9 years ago
We used to just watch the home barometer or the sky.
jarvisloop about 9 years ago
Itâs interesting how Mr. Johnson has changed Janisâs shape as she âages.â She no longer has the body of someone in her 20s.
His drawing skills are considerable. I could never do what he does.
PettyMower about 9 years ago
8:00 PM was probably 0% Chance of SNOW!
FosterGrant about 9 years ago
Does the weather control our lives or do those little gizmos?
jeanie5448 about 9 years ago
as a friend of mine used to sayâŠ..âweather just has not been the same since Harold diedâ. If you are from DFW area you will know who I mean.
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We had a weather man on local TV for many many years and he never gave a forecast before he stepped outside and checked the weather for himself. He passed away many years ago and weather forecasting just has not been the same.
gammaguy about 9 years ago
Not like the time I sat looking at a foot of snow two hours after it stopped falling, while the forecast for the day still said there wouldnât be any.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member about 9 years ago
The best forecast of snow in Wisconsin is when our plow trucks lay down their cheese brine before a storm, then I know a storm is coming. Hey, itâs Wisconsin!
grainpaw about 9 years ago
At least the cheese brine isnât radioactive, like the fracking waste water in West Virginia.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Good lingerie Janis.
unca jim about 9 years ago
14 months on a DEW Line site on the Arctic Circle was nothing compared to living on the âTug Hill Effectâ and itâs âout of the blueâ snowstorms. âKeep yer transfer case lubedâ..âGot some Ginger Brandy?â and âHowâs Erin doinâ on her Luge thing, Ronnie?â waz the local conversation around AJâs service station back in the day.. Mukluks and flip-flops on the same day..
choo choo willy about 9 years ago
Weather forecasters and baseball players get paid far too much for being right 30% of the time.
wolfman47130 about 9 years ago
Oh, oh Janis is in her skivvies. Then she has a robe on and iâll bet no skivvies⊠Iâll predict a lot of snuggling on this cold and snowy night.
ralphyork666 about 9 years ago
Judging from the width of the side straps on Janisâ bra I would say that she needs something more structurally adequate than a normal bra to hold those puppies up.
hippogriff about 9 years ago
JeanI heard Harold was on Staggâs staff during the Operation Overlord forecasts. Nothing says accuracy like that one, and with few of the modern tools. I know he was most helpful advising me on adopting wind chill and heat equivalent charts to my role-playing game rules.
K M about 9 years ago
Based on past strips, Arlo is probably thinking itâs going to be just as frigid indoors, if not more so, than outdoors, the 9:00 panel notwithstanding.
hippogriff about 9 years ago
K MThey never said it would be a punt on the Serpentine. They said there would be a brief period when it was possible. Eisenhower was the one who said âLetâs go.â And it really was possible â very briefly. The alternative was to wait another lunar month when the tides were right again, but the largely improvised defenses at Normandy would be reenforced. I was 11 when it happened and can personally remember the ânow it can be toldâ bulletins being released, with film, over the following decade or two, and they did not soft pedal the problems, as well as more scholarly studies of the subject.