Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 10, 2016
January 09, 2016
January 11, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Pig went on a date with that new girl last night. Goat: Was it the one he was trying to impress? Rat: Yeah. He wanted to show her how sophisticated he was, so he bragged about all his travels. Goat; Did that impress her? Rat: No, because she asked him if he travelled outside the continent and he didn't know if he lived in North America or not. Goat: So what'd she say? Rat: She explained how you know whether you live out of the continent or in it. Goat: And what'd he say? Pig: I'min continent!! Goat: She ust have beens o impressed. Rat: She did buy him diapers.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Will there be a second date?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“So, how’d your date go, Pig?”
“Depends.”
Bilan almost 9 years ago
At least it wasn’t a brief date.
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
So which continents are number one and which are number two?
jackhs almost 9 years ago
Where’s the baseball bat to Pastis head frame?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Only Pig. Get in the box, Pig.
blunebottle almost 9 years ago
His lack of sophistication leaked out…..
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Did you know that the natives of the Interwebs Islands have over ninety words for the concept of an incontinent troll?
dadoctah almost 9 years ago
I always thought I was from North America. Then people started laying all this stuff on me about continental shelves and tectonic plates, saying Cuba is part of North America, etc..Turns out I was born, and lived the first ten years of my life, west of the San Andreas fault. So I’m not a native of North America at all.
crabbear almost 9 years ago
Stephan, you are the greatest! You should have schooled the “Dinette Set” lady. That was never funny, just dumb!
sarah413 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The Monty python skit “The Marathon for Incontinent’s”
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
She misunderstood him, he is actually in coherent.
healing huggs almost 9 years ago
she is worth of date #2
peggykb9 almost 9 years ago
Tell that to Stephan. He has a half-croc son.
Peam Premium Member almost 9 years ago
As Pastis puns go this seems to be scraping the bottom…
A_NY_Outlaw almost 9 years ago
smoooooth pig. she’s a keeper.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
And this little piggie went wee-wee all the way home.
Ermine Notyours almost 9 years ago
No man is an island, but some men are incontinent.
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
continental breakfast a cup of coffee and the hardest rolls ever baked( except maybe for dwarf bread on discworld)
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Awkward!
xxx
Ricky Bennett almost 9 years ago
I think he’s having a wee problem with his grammar…
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
That New Girl is either terribly sympathetic to Pig’s problem or highly sarcastic, buying him diapers! I suspect the latter, and applaud her for it! Pig is not yet ready for prime time dating….
leopardglily about 2 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha
robert423elliott over 1 year ago
I guess that she’s not the first one to date a pig!!!