Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 04, 2016
Transcript:
Enjoy this Classic Tom the dancing Bug Vintage 1995 Charley the Australopithene Has Charleys scream rock band , null an dthe void, peaked Null and the void, the leaders of the scream rock movement , played to a sparse and indifferent crowd in Tucson Frida. Rock TV Null's scream was not sharp, and the unbalanced washing machine (scream rocks percussion instrument) was lackluster. AAAAAAAAAA THUMPA THUMPA My older brother thinks null is this cool ape dude, but he just reminds me of the uncle gave - short and hairy! BLAM! Bourgeois scum! Charley! We have to talk! Ape: room service? I will not drink generic grape soda! Now send up the good stuff! You scream is way off! You're gonna have to start wearing the "Invisible fence" dog collar again! Ape: But those shocks hurt! Art hurts monkey boy! It makes your scream more convincing, and you'll wear it!! ape: Apt! Im an Ape! Ape: And what about you? You've been slipping too! Hey, Im trying! Ive been experimenting with terry - cloth bath robes in the washing machine! We are great musician! we miser keep pushing our art or we won't be able to keep buying stuff! Ape: Hello? wheres the grace soda! Coming: you know whats next. Follow the trajectory.
pumaman almost 9 years ago
Throw a pair of sneakers in the washing machine and you’ll have your next hit.
Linguist almost 9 years ago
It’ll all come out in the wash, next week !
steverinoCT almost 9 years ago
Ruben’s starting to get autobiographical here…
tobybartels almost 9 years ago
Remember when RTV was actually about rock? This strip really takes me back!