Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 13, 2016
January 12, 2016
January 14, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: Until I can have the shield of boringness recalibrated, you will have to help. I cannot have everyone basking in my unfiltered glory, so you must help me become less glorious. Show me how you are doing that. Phoebe: I'm not doing anything. Marigold: It is just so...unbeautiful. Phoebe: Um...thank you?
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
What a disturbance in the Shield of Boringness indeed. 0_0
luducks over 8 years ago
Truly, Phoebe is gifted.
Claire Jordan over 8 years ago
Although she doesn’t like to be compared with a horse, and is really more of a kind of antelope or gazelle, Marigold really needs to study some unattractive ponies and learn how to slouch and let her lips flap about and her neck sag.
Q4horse over 8 years ago
Grow a thick shaggy fur coat, just like my horse does every winter.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Shield of Plain Jane?
studeggle over 8 years ago
Go roll in a mud puddle with your shield of clean turned off
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Unicorn tact is, alas, a thing of many arcane whisperings.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yes, Marigold, we humans have the Gift of Stultifying Mundaneness…watch us, weep, and nod off! Ha!
JohnTaylor3 over 8 years ago
Husbands: Do not try this at home.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Whatever you say Phoebe.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
Whatever you’re not doing, Pheebs, keep it up!
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
Wear a tarp; that oughta do it.
luducks over 8 years ago
(maybe Marigold means ‘clothes’)
R.U. Kidding over 8 years ago
I seem to remember SHIELD OF BORINGNESS being spoken in a much fancier font in the past. Am I imagining or misremembering that?