Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 13, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 9 years ago

    What a disturbance in the Shield of Boringness indeed. 0_0

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    luducks  almost 9 years ago

    Truly, Phoebe is gifted.

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    Claire Jordan  almost 9 years ago

    Although she doesn’t like to be compared with a horse, and is really more of a kind of antelope or gazelle, Marigold really needs to study some unattractive ponies and learn how to slouch and let her lips flap about and her neck sag.

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    Q4horse  almost 9 years ago

    Grow a thick shaggy fur coat, just like my horse does every winter.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Shield of Plain Jane?

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    studeggle  almost 9 years ago

    Go roll in a mud puddle with your shield of clean turned off

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    Wichita1.0  almost 9 years ago

    Unicorn tact is, alas, a thing of many arcane whisperings.

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    dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Yes, Marigold, we humans have the Gift of Stultifying Mundaneness…watch us, weep, and nod off! Ha!

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    JohnTaylor3  almost 9 years ago

    Husbands: Do not try this at home.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Whatever you say Phoebe.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Whatever you’re not doing, Pheebs, keep it up!

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 9 years ago

    Wear a tarp; that oughta do it.

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    luducks  almost 9 years ago

    (maybe Marigold means ‘clothes’)

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    R.U. Kidding  almost 9 years ago

    I seem to remember SHIELD OF BORINGNESS being spoken in a much fancier font in the past. Am I imagining or misremembering that?

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