The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 24, 2016

What I got Bug for Christmas: I entered his name on Tinder, because every li’l Bug needs a bookworm of his own to love.

Ernestine’s Secret Santa here. What do you get for the most beautiful woman in the funny pages? Yo, babe! Time to lose that red whatever it is you’re wearing. Your gift? A Little Black Dress, just in time for the holiday parties. If you got it, flaunt it! Ernestine has got it, and then some!

And for the cat, I’m giving him a Betty Crocker cookbook. That way he can make deserts from scratch. Ooops! I misspelled desserts. But that’s okay because this is the cat that goes around delivering presents to all the Saharan cats in Africa. His name? Sandy Claws, of course…

There’s a second pun hidden in the post. Because of Cat’s claws, he’s an expert in making things from scratch…

I had a difficult time finding something for the snake. So this morning, I finally made him a little something. I put the basic knitting skills that I learned as a kid to use and made him a little sweater because I’m sure he gets very cold this time of year. The sweater was very easy. For a snake, it’s no different from leg warmers, only smaller!

Bookworm0812, you could just get him a bathroom scale…