That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 06, 2016

“Clean this up before Rome CSI gets here!”

Okay, I believe you now. I should wash my feet more often.

It’s not the maid’s job to bury Caesar.

“Idiot! It goes, “Friend, Roman, countryman—I came to marry Caesar,” not to bury him"! Didn’t you get the rewrites?"

Your right, the purple clashes with his skin tones.

I only told him I was pregnant!

" You complete dolt ! I said you’d go places if you stuck with him ! "

These toga parties are getting out of hand.

A somewhat enlarged image can be found at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry (yesterday). Again, it is a cropped image. A full, enlarged image can be found here.Murder Scene isn’t, as far as I can tell, currently shown online (Google translated) by its current-location (Google translated), though it does show another work by the artist (Bing translated).At least that’s where this (Google translated), found starting here (Google translated), says it is, as well as another work (Google translated) by him that year, with the same title (click for full size)               also found here. I couldn’t find anything about who was depicted. The artist’s (Google translated) Wikipedia page (Google translated Russian Wikipedia page has much more) and collection.Fifth, of the 5 works, by this artist, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here (5 total).

You were supposed to bury them out in the north forty!

“Now I’ll be tripping over him all week!”

“I have an idea… Have you ever seen ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’?”

I begged you not to try to take his favorite blankie.

Hmmmm, no blood on the victim or the weapon. Somebody’s setting somebody up for a “Gotcha”!!

He’s only fainted. He thought Brutus said "I’m running away with your Porsche ".