Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 30, 2016

Gee, Maxwell — the guys will give you the business if you go out with her.

@bitsytwill Called it!

Anyone else remember the days of practicing free throws with a rack of medicine balls to make sure you didn’t leave anything short with the normal basketballs come game time?

After this individual skills development workout, Maxwell and Rick Springf___, errr, Kenzie should hit the showers using this well known consumer product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQk-imB1m2k

Interesting pinky finger in p.2!

Denied!! Sorry guy, you’re not my “type”

Did she just pick her broken nose in P2?

Looks like she is going booger-digging in p.2. Hope she shares it with Max.

“Gee, Maxwell, this would be the first time I’ve gone on a date since I was still ‘Ken’!”

P3 sponsored by Nike.

Going back to Beaver, Wally had a date with a girl who towered over him. He was mortified, but when he picked her up, she “wore her hair down,” wore flats and was miraculously the same height as Wally. Maybe Kenzie can flatten out her hair somehow.

It could happen — in P1 Kenzie’s about half an inch taller. In p3 it’s at least 3 inches.

As someone pointed out a few days ago, KenZ has been tan in the colorized version of the strip ever since she sat next to Leisl on the bus on Tuesday. Max still has a “pinkish hue”.

It’s a good thing Menzie’s there. I’m not sure Maxwell can reach the balls in the top row of that gigantic rack in P3 without her help.

Gee Maxwell, I’d love to go out this weekend but I’ve got a hot date lined up with Kaitlyn Jenner. We’re both world class athletes you know.

Really, isn’t this Mimi’s job? I’m pretty sure everybody shot them like that back when she played. I know that’s how my father taught me to shoot them when I was little. Sometimes he’d come with me to play pickup games when I got older. Nobody wanted the old guy until he started swishing his 40 foot set shots every time he got the ball. He got picked early after that.

P-1: Max,I know you’re not old enough to shave, but your shirt needs one. You really should do something about all those fabric pills on your sweatshirt. P-2: Warning, warning: that looks like early onset Dominatrix finger.P-3: Max suggestively asks for a date while standing near a “rack”. R&W are about to explore B&D. Now there’s an issue for teenage angst.

Nope, never did that. Wouldn’t that risk people shooting their free throws over the backboard? And speaking of over, Mopped Up Thorp is now officially over for the week.

P3:Forget “Deflategate”, the Valley Conference better look into “INflategate”, look at the size of those pumpkins!

…and that’s why they call me 3 finger Kenzie. Now, about your scars, little man…

count the digits…it’s the stump of her sixth finger! Kenzie, we think we know why you have trouble shooting. It’s and art and R&W are coming up Max er, uhm, short…

Just noticed that her ‘outfit’ looks like one of the uniforms off the original Star Trek show from the 60’s. If it’s red she’s dead.