Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 25, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 9 years ago

    I see that $23 million slip-sliding away.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    A fool and his Monet are soon parted.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    New car, caviar, four star daydream,Think I’ll buy me a football team

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    warden145  almost 9 years ago

    Any chauffeur worth his weight in canine fecal matter would be out there opening the door for him! Tsk tsk…

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Read an article where a guy won 10 million, blew it all in 3 years.

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    rlcooke  almost 9 years ago

    You nailed it NeedaChuckle. I hear that bankruptcy is one of the most common consequences of winning a lottery. And yesterday I heard that somebody quit his job, mistakenly believing he’d won one. Hope he can get it back. “You have about the same chance of winning, whether you play or not.”

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    Plods with ...™  almost 9 years ago

    That’s cuz the driver is supposed to get out and open it for you.

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    doctersmall  almost 9 years ago

    “Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I’ll probably waste.” Tug McGraw

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    Linguist  almost 9 years ago

    You really think the rental limo chauffeur is going step out in all that snow ?

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    Richard E  almost 9 years ago

    The reason that Zonk has to open his own door is that he hasn’t yet learned that as a rich person you BUY a limo and driver, you don’t rent. He’ll pick up on these fine points as he goes along.

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    BobCu  almost 9 years ago

    The idea is do not touch the principle. Just live off the dividends from stock market investments.

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    pangalactic  almost 9 years ago

    It took me a sec to realize this was still a “Classic”. I thought for a minute that ZZ Bud had finally taken off.

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    kapearlman  almost 9 years ago

    That’s why he wound up working for Boopsie and BD….

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    kaffekup   almost 9 years ago

    Everything is changed from panel #1 to #2!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 9 years ago

    Forget the handle; just use the ejection seat button.

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