Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 21, 2016

Is the missing monster Mike Nifong?

Oh, my, I’m not sure what to say about this one..It’s just wonderful….But I agree….Not enough room for that crap…Besides it’s everywhere this season or…….dragonmaster, yeah, I’ve been waiting for these guys, too…I love them….Has the flowing hair behind the hovering mom always been like that?….

For reasons that will become known soon, I want people to know that Kalamazoo is one of the most beautiful little towns you could possibly run into this side of heaven The people who were killed died in heaven.

Can’t really sleep unless you know the whole menagerie is safe and sound under your bed.

If your headcount is down by one, you might consider adding a rap-album-buying drug company CEO.

Yay, Gravestyles! :D

Yeah, I was just starting to sleep normally again! Oh well…

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

What a relief, not one ‘normal’ or ‘average’ people. So we can rest our anxieties a little.

Gonna need a bigger bed.

I love love love seeing “The Gravesytes”!

They left out the pervert music executive. And entitled rap star.

It is a serious allegation to suggest Hillary is a racist. Of course, she is, but is can be hazardous to your health to call her out.

LOL the GraevSytes crack me up! I think the witch is a take-off on Morticia Addams.

Back when I used to deliver furniture, I would warn the obnoxious kids not to bug me, or I would put an EXTRA can of Mattress Monsters™ under their beds

Some little girls collect Barbies, some collect Comic books, ….It’s good to have a hobby.

Washington? One of our monsters is missing!