Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 06, 2010

Don’t worry, it’s fireproof.

Love it…

–An inspiration to us all (me excepted, of course)!

:”Hold my beer and watch this…”

The best tombstone is engraved “Pull My Finger”. It makes me speculate about open flames and methane flares.

A lot of Darwin Award winners buried there …

Or, the one from yesterday, “Okay, it’s a bet”

Look maw…no hands!

Sorry, don’t get the cartoon at all.

here lies sherriff Wild Bill Hennessey, who shot it out with four horse thieves, and killed three of them.

Alternate name:

“Cemetery for ‘Darwin Award’ winners.”

Hey keenanthe…, you may wish to seek another profession! Librarian is NOT your calling!

On the men’s side: “The speedometer says 120 for a reason!”

On the women’s side: “Seat belts wrinkle my dress.”

Bill Ewing, I am hoping that keenanthelibrarian said that with tongue firmly implanted in cheek.

I’m enjoying this quite a bit this morning! :)

If you think thats bad, wait till you see the “women-only” cemetery.

“Beware the Ekert!”

till death do us part…

“Hey, watch this!”

“I had the right of way.”

Came too late to read this… but did enjoy the comic and all but one comment…..

No sweat, I watched them do this on TV.

“What’s this thing do?”

“What could go wrong?”

Yes honey, those pants DO make you look fat…..

To add graveity to the comic, aren’t the stones too close together? Maybe they are all ashes………

good one GoodQuestion

“Betcha I can do this with my eyes closed.”

This one arises from domestic abuse, courtesy of my felony court reporter wife, and happens too often to be funny…

“But he loves me….”

I’d add “Badges? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Badges!” Today’s Non Sequitur is included in the growing Death Cartoon collection at The Family Plot Blog! Check out all 42: http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/

Woke up in the car once and said, “Good grief! How fast are we going?” Son said “130.” I said, “WHAT? The speedometer only goes to 110!” Reply: “I know, I just counted the clicks to the speed control after that.”

That life-vest is too hot. No way that train will beat me. I’m ready to pack my ‘chute-just hand me another beer. Safety ropes are for sissies. Just a gray hound. Yuk yuk yu— Two prong plug? Just break the ground pin off. Who reads instructions? I told her her sister was foxy. I’ll fire up a joint. I can drive with my knees. and on, and on, an–

GoodQuestion said: To add graveity to the comic, aren’t the stones too close together? Maybe they are all ashes………

I’ll burn in hell for this: the Japanese Edition…

“Here, I’ll show ya.”

No I DON’T need to unplug it!

“women really love it when you do…”

Suzhensuzhen: great epitaph!

Everyone is in good form today. One of the very few times the comments are funnier than the comic!

A bunch of journalists had a contest for “Journalists’ cliché you would least like to have in the news of your death.” One school of thought went for “horrified onlookers” and “still-smoking remains”… (but the winners were “no fixed address” and “foul odor”).

Yeah, I’m sure we can get these last 2 holes in before the rain!

I won’t wear a helmet, I like to feel the wind through my hair!

Let’s text Marsha to meet us at the Mall!

Why does it say “Do Not Push”?

They just put that there to keep the idiots out. It’s okay to go on through.

Hey, I think that was a rattlesnake! (groping in the tall grass)

Look, it’s about setting the record!

For Most Popular Tombstone in the Men-Only Cemetery, I’d still vote for “Hold my beer and watch this!”

Here’s one to add to the list.

http://www.gocomics.com/duplex/2009/07/05

Nab, you forgot another woman’s….

I FINALLY FOUND A WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM THAT WORKS…

Artificial sweeteners are good for you.

“My wife sent me over here to tell you goons to move your bikes NOW!”

Who needs directions? We can get there ourselves

Hi Bill Ewing,

Thanks for the advice.

And cdward - you are perfectly correct; never thought I’d need to spell it out, though …

“…he was as right, Dead Right, as the day is long…

…but he was just as dead as though he’d been dead wrong.”

“Alas for little Willy! We’ll not see Willy more!

For what he thought was H2O - was H2SO4!”

Shiek is right. “Pull my finger” is the best one. It’s so unexpected, that it’s actually comic relief for the other gags, that are already very funny…Thank you Mr. Miller. And the rest of you guys….hey, this is the best comment section ever….Here’s one, ” Shhh…what was tha………”

Oh, yeah, and “The situation is deteriorating rapid…….”

While I know no one will be reading this by this time …

“I’ll check that blinking red light after we land.”

There are old pilots, there are bold pilots, but there are very few old bold pilots!

I’m still reading, ses!

I just came back to re-read these and to my delight there was even more than yesterday. Fabulous comments for a fabulous cartoon. Giggling all through the comment section. Thanks everybody.

Why waste money on a professional when I can do it myself?

is everyone else getting the crazy penguins?