For some reason, I pictured Opus as Mork.
This is one I clipped. Thanks.
I was at Walmart a couple of days ago. Upon observing the thick layers of uh.. uh..blubber on display, Idon’t believe even penquins will survive the winter ahead.
Rule number 1 for species survival: Never tell a woman she’s fat.
It’s not fat ! This is simply insulation against the frigid temperatures and icy winds of winter.
What ? Yeah, I live in Ecuador where the temperature is in the high 70’s year round. So what ?
I need the insulation in case I ever have to go back up North in the winter !
“Wigglin walruses?” I gotta remember that one!!
Jeepers, Mr. Opus. Your keen powers of observation could make you famous. Or get you killed….
Hard to believe Opus is still single.
Penguins are from Mars, women are from…….do we really want to know?
WHo’s this….“Farrah Fawcett”? LOL
My girlfriend asked me if the dress made her look fat, I pointed to my head and replied: "Does this make me look bald?
A winter you may not survive, Opus…..
Berkeley Breathed
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
For some reason, I pictured Opus as Mork.
Crabbyrino Premium Member over 8 years ago
This is one I clipped. Thanks.
Old Texan75 over 8 years ago
I was at Walmart a couple of days ago. Upon observing the thick layers of uh.. uh..blubber on display, Idon’t believe even penquins will survive the winter ahead.
grassler over 8 years ago
Rule number 1 for species survival: Never tell a woman she’s fat.
Linguist over 8 years ago
It’s not fat ! This is simply insulation against the frigid temperatures and icy winds of winter.
What ? Yeah, I live in Ecuador where the temperature is in the high 70’s year round. So what ?
I need the insulation in case I ever have to go back up North in the winter !
twj0729 over 8 years ago
“Wigglin walruses?” I gotta remember that one!!
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Jeepers, Mr. Opus. Your keen powers of observation could make you famous. Or get you killed….
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hard to believe Opus is still single.
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
Penguins are from Mars, women are from…….do we really want to know?
zskywalker over 8 years ago
WHo’s this….“Farrah Fawcett”? LOL
Joken' over 8 years ago
My girlfriend asked me if the dress made her look fat, I pointed to my head and replied: "Does this make me look bald?
lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago
A winter you may not survive, Opus…..