The Buckets by Greg Cravens for March 20, 2016
March 19, 2016
March 21, 2016
Transcript:
Ha! Look at this! Ponce de Leon came all the way across the ocean and for what? To find a magic pool of water to make him young forever! Magic water? Just there, bubbling up out of some dirt someplace? How old was this guy? And how gullible? Did you look up any of that? I think all that fountain of youth stuff was tacked onto his story after he died. He'd been governor of Puerto Rico or someplace, and his King sent him off to explore, when he got to Florida. Nuh-uh! He was a goofy old dude, probably trying to cure his baldness! So once again the argument for teaching accurate history takes it on the kneecaps...
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Egrayjames over 8 years ago
Ahh….the lost fountain of Rogaine. I sure wish there was one when I was young, but it’s too late now.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oh to be young again but remember all I have learned growing up today.
aerilim over 8 years ago
He was the governor of Puerto Rico for a few years before he began his voyage to the Florida Peninsula.
gregcartoon Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Someone needs to cure this goofy kid of his cluelessness and ignorance.” I think that might be the first time anyone said that in the history of… History.I mean, Nobody every said that about ME when I was a kid, no sir!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Agreed Larry.
Marko56 over 8 years ago
What happened to dad’s allergies?
Sheila Hardie over 8 years ago
People remember what they hear first, regardless of any facts presented later.
Re: his allergies – It’s Sunday. Sundays present an alternate timeline.
Number Three over 8 years ago
Once I go all wrinkly, I’ll be looking for some of that magic water.
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sbwertz over 8 years ago
My mind is made up…don’t confuse me with facts!