And usually, whenever one finds the battery cable, the rest of the car—or parts of it—are nearby and in the same condition, just like that Pinto at the bottom of Lexington Reservoir south of Campbell, California, that makes an appearance every time the water level is low.
True story: The family car of one of my high school chums was a Pinto…with Firestone 500 tires. Needless to say, I never accepted a ride from them… ;^.^
This is the last appearance of Alphonzo, the boy behind Opus. Exactly one month from this strip’s original publication is the first appearance of Oliver Wendell Jones.
One line I have loved from a TV movie was the response to an 18yo’s question: “Mom, what’s a Yugo?”“It’s a car built before you were born, in a country that no longer exists.”
My dad bought a new Lancia. I remember reaching down for the seat belt and its cover near the floor of the car snapped right off. And it was not a cheap car.
Hey, I drove one of those, and it was great. I didn’t worry about the gas tank, with the V6 in it there was practically nothing that could catch up to it.
Please bring back Portnoy and Hodge Podge in the new strips, BB. We need their hilarious antics as the Meadow Party election campaign heats up. My prediction is that Portnoy will be hired by the Trump campaign to create Hillary attack ads and Hodge Podge will be hired by the Clinton campaign to create Trump attack ads. And at the end of each day, Port and Hodge will sit at the bar together drinking beer, mutually unaware of each others’ work.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
They auto be embarrassed.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Hey, those battery cables were justly infamous!
Enter.Name.Here almost 9 years ago
Nope. It was the fuel tanks that we had to beat down.
Simon_Jester almost 9 years ago
It was the cable or them.
californicated1 almost 9 years ago
And usually, whenever one finds the battery cable, the rest of the car—or parts of it—are nearby and in the same condition, just like that Pinto at the bottom of Lexington Reservoir south of Campbell, California, that makes an appearance every time the water level is low.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Well done, lads! That’s one ’73 Pinto battery cable that will spark no more!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 9 years ago
True story: The family car of one of my high school chums was a Pinto…with Firestone 500 tires. Needless to say, I never accepted a ride from them… ;^.^
Linguist almost 9 years ago
Gives new meaning to the expression: FORD – Found On the Road, Dead !
SkyFisher almost 9 years ago
I love Opus’s pose.
Robert Allen almost 9 years ago
This is the last appearance of Alphonzo, the boy behind Opus. Exactly one month from this strip’s original publication is the first appearance of Oliver Wendell Jones.
Linguist almost 9 years ago
This is the last appearance of Alphonzo…
Alphonzo being a riff on Cosby’s Fat Albert, if I recall.
vwdualnomand almost 9 years ago
horrible cars…the pinto, the corsair, the mustang 2, the aztec, lancia beta, solstice, fiero, ion, cimarron, samurai,
banjinshiju almost 9 years ago
As if the Pinto did not suffer enough shame from its gas tank.
SkyFisher almost 9 years ago
One line I have loved from a TV movie was the response to an 18yo’s question: “Mom, what’s a Yugo?”“It’s a car built before you were born, in a country that no longer exists.”
Mema Jean almost 9 years ago
Aww yes, the Pinto. You could hear them coming.
amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
My dad bought a new Lancia. I remember reaching down for the seat belt and its cover near the floor of the car snapped right off. And it was not a cheap car.
pouncingtiger almost 9 years ago
Why all the 1983 strips?!?
Red Ruffensor almost 9 years ago
Hey, I drove one of those, and it was great. I didn’t worry about the gas tank, with the V6 in it there was practically nothing that could catch up to it.
Calbeck over 8 years ago
Oh hey Mitch! Remember that one Cal Arts tape with all three of these strips animated and narrated? Can’t seem to find it online tho.
Port&Hodge4ever over 8 years ago
Please bring back Portnoy and Hodge Podge in the new strips, BB. We need their hilarious antics as the Meadow Party election campaign heats up. My prediction is that Portnoy will be hired by the Trump campaign to create Hillary attack ads and Hodge Podge will be hired by the Clinton campaign to create Trump attack ads. And at the end of each day, Port and Hodge will sit at the bar together drinking beer, mutually unaware of each others’ work.