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Ladies and Gentleman (and i use the term loosely), I present the the award for âThe First Smartest Thing That One CouldEver Come Out of Someoneâs Mouth" to Brewster Rocket! [Cheers & Applause].
Wouldnât do any good; âTax Dayâ would just be designated for another day. It would be like the âbirthday every four yearsâ nonsense about people who happens to be born on a Leap Day. These people age and have birthdays every year, not just every fourth year on a February 29th. Legally, on non-Leap Years their birthdays are designated as March 1st.
Not âwhich only comes around every four years,â but âwhich comes around only every four years.â The misplacement of âonlyâ in a sentence ALWAYS confuses the intended meaning. Hereâs what can happen:Only I poked him in his eye with my stick.I only poked him in his eye with my stick.I poked only him in his eye with my stick.I poked him only in his eye with my stick.I poked him in his only eye with my stick.I poked him in his eye only with my stick.I poked him in his eye with my only stick.I poked him in his eye with my stick only.
By âfolksâ I am assuming you mean the members of Congress, the President, the VP and the Supreme, who get superlative medical care for the rest of their lives on our dime, while we get turned down and turned away by insurers AND Medicare, both of which we have paid intoâŠ
Argythree almost 9 years ago
First smart thing Iâve seen out of this guy (Iâm kind of new to this âtoonâŠ)
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 9 years ago
A degree of logic the likes of which we have not witnessed heretofore.
Steven Wright almost 9 years ago
Yeah I gotta say Iâm impressed by just what a great idea Brewster has. Iâm also a little bit scared that his ideas are starting to sound good.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
âYou may be on somethingâŠâ Fixed it.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 9 years ago
Ladies and Gentleman (and i use the term loosely), I present the the award for âThe First Smartest Thing That One CouldEver Come Out of Someoneâs Mouth" to Brewster Rocket! [Cheers & Applause].
Flash Gordon almost 9 years ago
Donât give the far ârightâ and the oligarchs any ideas.
Alabama Al almost 9 years ago
Wouldnât do any good; âTax Dayâ would just be designated for another day. It would be like the âbirthday every four yearsâ nonsense about people who happens to be born on a Leap Day. These people age and have birthdays every year, not just every fourth year on a February 29th. Legally, on non-Leap Years their birthdays are designated as March 1st.
cocavan11 almost 9 years ago
Not âwhich only comes around every four years,â but âwhich comes around only every four years.â The misplacement of âonlyâ in a sentence ALWAYS confuses the intended meaning. Hereâs what can happen:Only I poked him in his eye with my stick.I only poked him in his eye with my stick.I poked only him in his eye with my stick.I poked him only in his eye with my stick.I poked him in his only eye with my stick.I poked him in his eye only with my stick.I poked him in his eye with my only stick.I poked him in his eye with my stick only.
Stevehall52 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I sent this to my accountant; he says heâd have to charge 4X as much for the return. Thereâs no winning.
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
I give my vote to Election DayâŠ
Argy.Bargy2 almost 9 years ago
By âfolksâ I am assuming you mean the members of Congress, the President, the VP and the Supreme, who get superlative medical care for the rest of their lives on our dime, while we get turned down and turned away by insurers AND Medicare, both of which we have paid intoâŠ