Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 12, 2016

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Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

Well if you happen to know certain people, you have a get out of jail free card. That is if their not looking to hang you out to dry

Take a “Chance,” Pig.

As if those playing cards will work in the real world.

That and a nice clean $20 bill might work, you never know!

Well, most pigs do end up in the pen.

Pig what if a pick pocket takes your pig wallet from your pig pocket ?

Not everyone knows that there have been other designs for the Monopoly cards besides the familiar ones. This guy is getting out of jail in style: http://jacemasula.com/monopoly/ccjail.jpg

If his wallet is so stuffed with GOOJF cards that Goat notices, I wonder how much Pig spent on buying up Monopoly games just so he could get out of jail “free”.

How does Pig carry his wallet? He doesn’t wear any clothes!

spent on buying.None. He stole them. That’s why he needs them…

He should try a Get Out of Hell Free card — I don’t leave home without it!

Go to Pig—-Go directly to Pig—-Do not pass Go—-Do not collect $200

That dumb Pig must have a closet full of Monopoly sets.

Another illusion shattered.

I will remind the room once again that this is a fantasy strip with fantasy characters.“Where does Pig keep his wallet?” is a minor issue compared to “How do Pigs and Goats talk like Humans?”very minor

We are served to remember that when Porky pig was first introduced, he didn’t wear pants. Censors forced him to have to wear them. Ah-ba-dee-ah-ba-dee-ah-ba-dee, that’s all folks!

I only have the Junior Monopoly.

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That should be the least of your numerous insecurities, Pig!Let your lawyer carry the cards around for you! You do have a lawyer on retainer, don’t you? —Just to be safe; you know?

pfff whats next…goat will say the money wont work too. easy money. spent thousands of dollars in monopoly games…best investment ever

You also can’t collect $200.