Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 01, 2016

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 8 years ago

    Does this noble unicorn game also involve having to wear sparkling but stinky rental bowling shoes?

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    Averagemoe  over 8 years ago

    But surely, human bowling alleys don’t have sparkly pretzels.

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    strangeanimal  over 8 years ago

    I will bite. I wanna see Marigold bowl. So, Dana, unicorn bowling?? pleeeeease? :) :)

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    JusSayin  over 8 years ago

    It’s a good thing she isn’t going to play Star Trek in that red shirt.

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    Trond Sätre Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Of course it’s very old, even Fred Flintstone played it

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    luducks  over 8 years ago

    Bowling has never sounded more exciting.

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    The Old Wolf  over 8 years ago

    Phoebe’s response should have been “Yikes! You’ve become lower-middle class!”

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    DDrazen  over 8 years ago

    “Fate and physics”? To paraphrase Anger from “Inside-Out”: “Congratulations, unicorns! You just ruined bowling!!”

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    Wichita1.0  over 8 years ago

    Heaven help us if they learn of the coveted Eight Ball gambit!!

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Whoa!

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    imjustlurking  over 8 years ago

    The Shield of Boringness must be down and, since we’re talking about bowling here, that is the ultimate irony.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Marigold is so cute when she’s startled.

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    dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago

    “Shimmering crystal ball.” sigh. It must be lovely inside your head, Dana!

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    sjsczurek  over 8 years ago

    Humacorn!

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    scyphi26  over 8 years ago

    Man…if the unicorns are only JUST NOW finding out that humans know of bowling when they didn’t want them to know, then frankly they must have awful security.

    But then again, seeing you can distract a unicorn indefinitely by simply showing them a mirror…

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I’ll bet that her ball has only one hole in it.

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    jerrica.benton333  11 months ago

    its your favorite foreign movie

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