Use your dark magic and make him disappear and then fix your house. Jeez, you can activate a volcano for crying out load, but you can’t deal with this?
I used to think that when you bought home owners insurance it covered everything, turns out it doesn’t…its rather a sad joke that you have main policy, and numerous sub policies and even then it still doesn’t cover everything.
Then again I did think car insurance was insurance you paid that fixed your car when it broke down. The English language can be confusing if you don’t know how things work for real.
Always remember, the object of being an insurance company is to avoid paying out any more than is absolutely necessary to stay in business.Like all gambling – the House wins.
The Insurance policy is nothing more than a contract between you and the company and yes there is a vermin exclusion in there. I’d say that’s a vermin – maybe?
Let’s just say his magic wand happens to still be in the house, so he is currently unable to zap the snake in any way other than to toss a couple rocks at it (which likely would just make it madder!)
Argythree almost 9 years ago
Sorry, Wiz, acts of ‘gods’ aren’t included…
airbrushingsunshine almost 9 years ago
Use your dark magic and make him disappear and then fix your house. Jeez, you can activate a volcano for crying out load, but you can’t deal with this?
Diat60 almost 9 years ago
Another of his spells gone wrong?
artybee almost 9 years ago
Snakes are covered; basilisks not so much.
rshive almost 9 years ago
Giant reptiles are a specific exclusion. See Paragraph 73, subsection b.
Al Nala almost 9 years ago
Anything that gets into the snake’s mouth will soon be moving to its stomach.
comixbomix almost 9 years ago
THAT’S the Wizard’s house??!!?
Marvin E. Chavis Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It is impossible for that snake to go into the house like that unless it is two snakes?
angelfiredragon almost 9 years ago
I used to think that when you bought home owners insurance it covered everything, turns out it doesn’t…its rather a sad joke that you have main policy, and numerous sub policies and even then it still doesn’t cover everything.
Then again I did think car insurance was insurance you paid that fixed your car when it broke down. The English language can be confusing if you don’t know how things work for real.
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
Oh, no! Not a basilisk! Don’t look at it!!
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
OMG!!! I just checked and WE don’t have coverage for this either!! MAAANN!
KEA almost 9 years ago
Always remember, the object of being an insurance company is to avoid paying out any more than is absolutely necessary to stay in business.Like all gambling – the House wins.
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Most insurance policies will only cover a gold brick against fire if it is always kept at the bottom in 50 feet of clean water…
Bugler almost 9 years ago
The Insurance policy is nothing more than a contract between you and the company and yes there is a vermin exclusion in there. I’d say that’s a vermin – maybe?
Linda Pearson almost 9 years ago
Hey, your a wizard! Whay do you need to bother with insurance? Just zap the sucker to another planet.Or to the house of someone ou don’t like (heh)
Phatts almost 9 years ago
Let’s just say his magic wand happens to still be in the house, so he is currently unable to zap the snake in any way other than to toss a couple rocks at it (which likely would just make it madder!)
gammaguy almost 9 years ago
Can’t he use his magic to edit the fine print in the policy?